In this week’s episode, we’re halfway through our atheist mission, you'll never guess what Jeffrey Epstein and the Catholic League have in common, and Michael Marshall will be here to sound chipper no matter how fucked up the stuff he’s talking about is.
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2025-11-20 04:15:17 +0000 UTC View Post
You even get to see the weird British spelling Marsh uses in the Who's Woo!
2025-11-20 04:13:48 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, religion scores an F for Feeding hungry babies, Ne Millin Mms would like to buy a vowel and about 990,000 moms, and Don Ford will be here to help us go through Jesus’s mail some more.
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Because Heath can't help but put visual aids into the script...
2025-11-13 04:45:40 +0000 UTC View PostHello Patron!
#VulgarityForCharity 2025 has begun. This year we’re helping Recovering From Religion. Just like previous years, donate $50 or more and leave us the details of who you want roasted on this handy webform:
In this week’s episode, JD Vance has a theory dumber than his face, he worries about Hinduism and reincarnation as a couch, and Tom and Cecil will be here to do some bad for good.
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Did you ever wonder if Tom roasts actually had cobwebs and old skulls on them? Now you can see for yourself.
2025-11-06 04:44:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Because how are you gonna play "guess the inflection" if you don't know what words are coming?
2025-10-30 01:36:23 +0000 UTC View PostThis week's Patreon bonus episode has two bonus headlines, extra interview, AND behind the scenes stuff after the show. Because we felt like it had been a while since we spoiled you.
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In this week’s episode, we’ll learn what the hell all those deadly Teslas were swerving out o...
This week we're travelling so you get the episode extra early! Plus you get an extra headline. Enjoy.
In this week’s episode, some of us learn that it’s national “slap your irritating coworker day” the hard way, We learn that Ohio is round on the ends and fucking stupid in the middl...
2025-10-22 02:16:19 +0000 UTC View Post
No pics this time, but it's always fun to sing along.
2025-10-16 02:23:31 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, we’ll hate on the wrong way to hate wrongness, One Million Moms tells NASCAR their language is a bit too racy, and Don Ford will be here to help take the pi$$ out of an epistle.
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Because you'd honestly think we were lying about the pics if you didn't see them.
2025-10-09 02:28:03 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, the nones are emptier than we thought, a Trump video about med beds gets recognized as AI because of complete sentences, and Ross Douthat will ask how we explain all the alien abductions if Jesus isn’t our Lord and Savior.
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2025-10-09 02:22:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Because there's almost always at least one picture these days...
2025-10-02 02:03:49 +0000 UTC View PostSorry that there's no bonus content after this week's episode. It'll be clear why that is within the first minute of the diatribe. We'll make it up to you a little later in the month, promise.
2025-10-02 01:59:58 +0000 UTC View PostFeaturing visual aids for the administration of Dorian Gray.
2025-09-25 04:48:47 +0000 UTC View PostAsseater ... nope ... a cedar minnow ... nope ... ASSY TOMATO FOUNTAIN PEN ... ACETAMINOPHEN!
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On this week's episode: The White House finds the connections between JC and CK ... Rumor has it that Ryan Walters fucked a pile of flour during a board of education zoom call? ... And ...
This week, Patrons get not one but TWO bonus headlines. Plus more behind the scenes shenanigans after the episode.
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In this week’s episode, the nation casts our tiny face upwards towards the heavens, God continues having a mediocre .500 winning percentage at football, and we disc...
2025-09-18 02:52:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Because how are you supposed to do podcast karaoke if you don't have the script?
2025-09-18 02:50:20 +0000 UTC View PostThis week, we clean out the bucket of gently used stories we've been saving up for a while. And Patrons don't just get one bonus story. Hell, they don't even get just two bonus stories. That's right -- THREE extra headlines. Because you're worth over preparing for.
2025-09-11 04:49:38 +0000 UTC View PostHello Patreon!
Here’s the NEW NEW (3rd try) link to follow to access tonight’s LIVE Pajama Party on YouTube. It will run from 8pm to 11pm. You can use the same link to watch in archive if you aren’t “live” with us. This link is not publicly searchable, so please don’t lose kit o...
2025-09-07 00:36:39 +0000 UTC View PostHello Patreon!
Here’s the NEW link to follow to access tonight’s LIVE Pajama Party on YouTube. It will run from 8pm to 11pm. You can use the same link to watch in archive if you aren’t “live” with us. This link is not publicly searchable, so please don’t lose kit or share it. En...
2025-09-07 00:25:35 +0000 UTC View PostHello Patreon!
Here’s the link to follow to access tonight’s LIVE Pajama Party on YouTube. It will run from 8pm to 11pm. You can use the same link to watch in archive if you aren’t “live” with us. This link is not publicly searchable, so please don’t lose kit or share it. Enjoy...
2025-09-06 23:56:15 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, the CDC deals with a brain worm, Quebec doesn't enjoy Islam incorrectly, and Ross Douthat will try his hand at neuroscience.
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It's worth checking the script just to see the flame thrower. And if that's not a sufficient tease, I don't know what possibly could be.
2025-09-04 02:55:29 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s that time again.
Time for you to ASK US ANYTHING and we’ll select the best and answer as part of the upcoming PJ Party.
Drop your Qs below….
2025-09-02 17:46:04 +0000 UTC View Post
This week's script has pictures. Because we just can't say no to Heath on his birthday.
2025-08-28 03:12:37 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, protesters get a rise out of Dan Patrick by not letting him get a rise out of them, Kristi Noem remains a puppy killer, and we’ll find a fresh grave in need of some aggressive urine therapy.
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