This week, Patrons get an extra headline and even more Who's Woo!
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In this week’s episode, Ryan Walters shows off his Oklahomophobia, a church-restaurant has to transubstantiate its bar inventory to keep its liquor license, and Marsh will talk the guys through the how-tos of cana...
2025-08-21 01:32:19 +0000 UTC View PostSAVE THE DATE for the next PJ Party!
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2025-08-17 16:09:10 +0000 UTC View PostWith all the stuff the normies get PLUS ... a Patreon-exclusive bonus headline AND the story of Eli in a studio that was way too good for us.
2025-08-14 03:56:33 +0000 UTC View Post
With the full visual of Santa's angry, jealous brother who the Claus family doesn't like.
2025-08-14 03:50:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Because Heath put a bunch of visual aids in this one.
2025-08-07 03:20:53 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Arkansas receives a stern talking to from…reality, the AG of Florida tells a drag show gestapo he's gonna get really mad, and we’ll watch a Mormon video that warns about the dangers of honesty.
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In case you ever think to yourself, "I wonder what Eli meant to say..."
2025-07-31 03:10:43 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, a Christian college in Australia buys a robot dog that works in mysterious ways, Scott Kupor watched “The right to believe” on his work laptop,and Ryan Walters did NOT watch The Right to Believe on his laptop.
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2025-07-31 03:00:41 +0000 UTC View PostHello Patrons!
It’s announcement time again. As a loyal Patron, we’re giving you first access.
#GodAwfulMovies is coming to New Orleans, LA on Saturday, September 27th, 2025! We’ll be reviewing another Christian movie LIVE and in person at The Crowne Plaza - Astor. 2025-07-29 15:56:37 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, Ryan Walters finds the Lemon test a bit too sweet, a priest teaches the story of Abraham and Isaac from the perspective of Bigfoot, and Don Ford will get tricked by a box with “Don Ford Feed” written on it again.
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Because if you're ever going to finish your Biblepiece Theater cartoon, you'll need the script to work off of.
2025-07-24 02:55:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Read along with the story only patrons get. And the other stories.
2025-07-17 03:03:36 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Texans thank God for drowning their children, the weather in Oklahoma is cloudy with a chance of space lasers, and we’ll put the ‘fun’ in funeral once again.
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2025-07-17 03:02:27 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, you can see all the weird British spellings that Marsh sneaks into our scripts.
2025-07-10 02:53:56 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, the Dalai Lama says Ti-bet on his reincarnation, Dr. Phil needs chapter 11 protection on more than just his morality, and Marsh will try to prove his country doesn’t have the wooiest sovereign.
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In this week’s episode, the Supreme Court establishes “la la la I can’t hear you” as a parental right, the "Tuck Your Face" segment is about Tucker Carlson but also Ted Cruz's skin mask, and Ross Douthat will ask how a universe that wasn’t divinely ordered by a brilliant deity could cre...
2025-07-03 03:38:13 +0000 UTC View Post
If you rearrange all the letters in this episode in alphabetical order, you'll notice a curious abundance of Ws. Because we're winners.
2025-07-03 03:34:54 +0000 UTC View Post
The How Bullshit Is It segment is scratch n' sniff!
2025-06-26 04:13:04 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, America has its human credentials temporarily revoked, we learn about a Christian super-genius* and his movement called IQ-Anon, and we’ll learn about another one of those self-correcting forms of woo.
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In this week’s episode, our little Heathy Enwright gets married! Or… well, he doesn’t do that on the episode, but that happens. And we get a little mushy about it.
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2025-06-17 16:30:52 +0000 UTC View PostBecause without the script in front of you, it's hard to tell how much magic Don Ford is adding on his own.
2025-06-12 03:10:59 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, America doesn't WANNA get a shot, Peter Thiel explains why his list of anti-woke grievances is the literal Antichrist, and Don Ford will escape from his box again.
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2025-06-12 03:09:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Patrons!
It’s announcement time again. As a loyal Patron, we’re giving you first access.
#GodAwfulMovies is coming to Cleveland, OH on Saturday, July 19th, 2025! We’ll be reviewing another Christian movie LIVE and in person at The Hotel Cleveland (2025-06-07 15:31:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Because you have to see the poster we talk about in the lead story.
2025-06-05 01:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Texas Presumes its students can count up to ten, we learn about a gold scam involving Donald Trump's bullion heir, and we’ll find yet another downside of literacy.
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See all of Eli's creative spelling choices in one place.
2025-05-29 03:51:47 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, the SCOTUS huffily leaves a clause established, RFK Jr's top medical scientists are gonna see if Trump Derangement Syndrome can be cured with ivermectin, and we consider the complicated questions of duck-dynastic succession.
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2025-05-29 03:50:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Once we add bouncing ball technology to this thing, it'll be off the hook.
2025-05-21 15:09:13 +0000 UTC View PostA trip to Portland for the team means an early Scathing drop for patrons! Enjoy.
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In this week’s episode, Gen Z thinks this Jesus fella is pretty skibidi Ohio, the new pope takes a long look at the story of Cain and Abel, and we’ll turn to Dennis Pra...
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This fall’s Pajama Party promises to be the best yet. As a patron you’ll get an exclusive invite to watch the shenanigans. Not only can you watch… you can make us do stuff by increasing your pl...
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