The Scathing Atheist

Scathing Atheist 637 Script

This week, Heath's final story has multiple visual references, and the Biblepiece Theater script is just begging for a sock puppet rendition at home.

Saul Good Edition

In this week’s episode, our surgeon gets a lot more general, Celine Dion's heart will go QAnon, and we’ll get started with all new papal nicknames.

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Scathing Atheist 636 Script

This week, the images are kind of the whole point.

Pope Convictus Edition

(Apologies for the ads-in version. It's been corrected.)

In this week’s mammoth episode, Christian bigots put themSELVES on a list for a change, Donald Trump gets down with the sithness, and Tom and Cecil will be here to explain how Eli’s spreadsheet got lost in the mail.

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Papal Dilation Edition

In this week’s episode, the Pope is laid to solemn multimillion dollar ceremony complete with commemorative coins, a federal court considers the merits of sincerely held acid tabs, and we’ll show the conclave a bold way forward.

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Scathing Atheist 635 Script

Check out the AMAZING visual aids this week. And feel free to do the Lucinda voice when you read along with her parts. Just don't let her hear you doing it.

Scathing Atheist 634 Script

This week's script contains an uplifting photo of the Pope clearly wishing he was dead right before he was dead.

De-Pope-ulated Edition

This week, Patrons get a bonus episode that includes Eli's Australian accent!
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In this week’s episode, The pope was dying to meet JD Vance, Donald Trump celebrates the resurrection of the messiah with a "grind my gears" segment, and I try to make Heath, Eli, and the listeners jealous f...

Scathing Atheist 633: Narco Rubio Edition

Featuring some Patreon-only bonus mystery material!

Scathing Atheist 633 Script

Featuring the Marco Rubio flipbook of regret.

Mere Cleared Edition

In this week’s episode, Christians find the only thing harder to apologize for than God, a church in England fires up Sunday Morning Raw, and we’ll finally close the book on CS Lewis.

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Scathing Atheist 632 Script

Be sure to check in for all of Heath's visual aids this week.

Scathing Atheist 631 Script

For those of you who don't speak fluent British accent.

Chasten the Dragon Edition

Edit: Apologies to the folks who downloaded right away. Problems with the audio are fixed.
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In this week’s episode, Satan comes to Kansas, George Pell will get uncomfortably close to a child, one last time, and Marsh will tickle the dragon’s tale.

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Scathing Atheist 630 Script

Because some of the puns work better when you see them written down...

Mercola Tapes Edition

This week, Patrons get a bonus headline, plus more than ten minutes of post-roll conversations and shenanigans.

In this week’s episode, Republicans solidify their position on HARM, Pete Hegseth teaches us about the butt dialing group chat section from The Art of War, and Jonathan Jarry w...

Scathing Atheist 629 Script

With possibly the biggest cast in the show's history, you'll definitely want the chance to follow along.

John Musings Edition

In this week’s episode, Robert Morris LEAPS ahead of Philip in last name assholery, we learn from a SECRET Vatican document that the future is actually now, and we’ll finally get to the first book of the Bible named after a toilet.

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God Made Girl by Anna Bosnick

Exclusively for patrons, here's Anna version of "God Made Girl" as heard on Scathing Atheist 628.

God Awful Movies LIVE in Portland 5/24/25

Hello Patrons!

It’s announcement time again. As a loyal Patron, we’re giving you first access.

 #GodAwfulMovies is coming to Portland, OR on Saturday May 24th, 2025! We’ll be reviewing another Christian movie LIVE and in person at The Hiton Portland Downtown.

There wi...

Scathing Atheist 628 Script

Strongly-lettered words!

Scathing Atheist 628: Narc of the Covenant Edition

Featuring the comedic and musical stylings of THE Anna Bosnick! And with some EXTENDED Patreon-only bonus material about a very profound religious experience and the heel turn plot for Eli and Heath.

Scathing Atheist 627 Script

Just the story of 3 best friends on a 3-person bicycle.

Scathing Atheist 627: Ash is King Edition

With some very important Patreon-only bonus material about text being centered on a screen...AND some of Noah and Heath's origin story.

Cute Cat Pics

As promised in the Patreon bonus material, pics of Noah's newest rescues fresh off getting spayed. The one in the strawberry is Leela, the one in the avocado is Nibbler.

Sorry that this post appeared, disappeared, and reappeared. Patreon is acting weird tonight and I had to make doubly sur...

Scathing Atheist 626 Script

Heath's off this week, so there's no pics. But Marsh included a few hyperlinks worth following up on.

ScathingAtheist 626: Alarm Belle Edition

In this week’s episode, we’ll get good news about pews from Pew, British Bishops make an illegal move, and we’ll learn who’s succeeding Cardinal Pell as Australia’s worst living person.

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Scathing Atheist 625 Script

Because there's so damn much episode this week, you'll need notes to keep up.

ScathingAtheist 625: Bursting at the Seams Edition

In this week’s episode, we’ll search Amazon for theocracy stopping backpacks, JD Vance goes to Germany and says what he will about the tenets of national socialism, and we’ll watch a Christian grift video that Oral Roberts would say is a little much.

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Scathing Atheist 624 Script

Because let's face it, American accents are weird.