In this week’s episode, American atheists will find fancy words for “it sucks right now,” Donald Trump wonders if his tarot reading had a "get out of jail free" card, and we’ll learn that Poison doesn’t have to be a hair band to be bad.
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2024-01-11 04:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post
This week's script contains all kinds of little extras, including the script version of a whisper fight.
2024-01-11 03:58:25 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, we’ll ask “if Jesus is Asian why is your grandma so racist?”, Kanye West explains that one of his best friends with benefits is Jewish, and Don Ford will get sassy.
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Because if you're not getting the visual aids, you're only getting half the story.
2024-01-04 04:28:57 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, we serve some holiday leftovers in the form of headlines, we pop in and out of existence like the finale of a multiverse movie, and we finally finish that damned David Icke book.
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In this week’s episode, the Vatican removes one thimble-full from their ocean of homophobia,, Tim Ballard requests his deposition from inside a magic hat, and we’ll learn how to invest in gold Christianly.
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2023-12-21 03:47:58 +0000 UTC View Post
This week's script includes visual aids and links that you're really gonna have to see to believe.
2023-12-21 03:45:13 +0000 UTC View Post
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God Awful Movies is coming to ORLANDO, FL on Saturday, March 2nd, 2024 at Orlando Shakes in the Margeson Theater (812 E Rollins St Orlando, FL 32803) …and as our favorite people… YOU are getting first crack at tickets before the announce to the g...
2023-12-16 01:41:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Now the show is closed captioned for the hearing impaired.
2023-12-14 03:57:18 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, a Texas judge protects the right to abort…AAAND it's gone, a Christian Right leader tells us which religion started all the wars on Christmas, and we’ll explore child labor as a last minute Christmas gift.
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Be sure to do your best Marsh impression as you read along!
2023-12-07 04:05:45 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, we’ll report on our second favorite kind of nun fight, Swifties get accused of being occult, and Jerry Falwell, Jr will hold Moms for Liberty’s beer.
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This week, in addition to the substantial chunk of Patreon extra stuff, we also proudly welcome the return of the scripts...
2023-11-30 05:20:52 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Britain considers separating church and state, we're excited to learn that gay people are heading to Heaven in a (quote) "coming revival", and Don Ford will be here because once he heard “coming revival”, we couldn’t keep him away.
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2023-11-30 05:12:08 +0000 UTC View PostCircumstances left us scrambling for our normal get ahead records, so this week's show is a little shorter than normal. It marks one of the few times when it turned out that somebody had too few Thanksgiving leftovers.
2023-11-23 01:06:46 +0000 UTC View PostHi friends,
We’re at nearly $130,000 and the next $20,000 still gets doubled. You have until midnight on Thursday to get your donations in. Don’t forget! #VulgarityForCharity2023.
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2023-11-21 16:50:04 +0000 UTC View PostWith a bonus teaser about Eli's future live show outfits!
2023-11-16 04:10:43 +0000 UTC View Post
In case the closed captioning gets blurred out by the censors.
2023-11-09 04:39:00 +0000 UTC View PostNoah returns triumphantly with a diatribe and we have Tom and Cecil for some Vulgarity for Charity! Plus a bonus headline just for Patreon supporters.
2023-11-09 03:52:16 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s time for Vulgarity For Charity 2023 #V4C2023 where we fundraise in conjunction with @dissonance_pod on behalf of @modestneeds to help those who are in need of a helping hand before things get worse.
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2023-11-02 20:05:03 +0000 UTC View PostWith stories from Vegas!
2023-11-02 01:48:50 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Ben Shapiro tries his hands at kids TV, we learn about the peer-reviewed climate science in the Book of Genesis, and Eli will tag Marsh into the ring halfway through the episode.
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This week, you can read along as Heath makes his triumphant return.
2023-10-19 02:25:06 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, some British bigots will tell us who’s actually to blame for the conflict in the Middle East, we learn some more science from the dolphin fucking shaman of the NFL, and we’ll quantify American ignorance some more.
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This week's script is a puzzle. If you rearrange all the letters in it, you'll spell out the prize!
2023-10-12 02:29:35 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Arkansas will continue their quest to have citizens dumb enough to stay in Arkansas, former president Donald Trump tries to call Jesus as a surprise witness, and Jesus will give one little girl the courage to tell Jesus how awesome he is.
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2023-10-12 02:27:47 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, you can read along and add Heath lines of your own.
2023-10-05 02:11:23 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Catholics remind the Pope that “not actively hateful” isn’t hateful enough, the SBC draws the line at TWO blackface performances, and Kevin Sorbo proves that he does, too, know how to read.
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