In this week’s episode, Daniel Dennett was awesome and STAYED awesome, a new anti-vaxxer supplement can vaccinate you against vaccination, and the Bible will thy and thou at us some more.
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2024-04-25 03:44:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Because without the script, how will you do sock puppets for Biblepiece Theater?
2024-04-25 03:42:33 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, a school district in Wisconsin won't hire dogs or the Irish for superintendent, rapture enthusiasts suffer the financial consequences of the times not ending, and we’ll learn why CS is only one letter away from BS.
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We're dropping the script a little before the episode so that you can -- you know -- prepare yourself.
2024-04-18 02:50:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Nigel Farage green screen opportunity on the last page.
2024-04-11 04:19:35 +0000 UTC View PostFeaturing HEATED culinary debates with Michael Marshall!
On this week’s episode: Indiana rules we have to triple stamp theocracy's double stamp ... Tennessee lawmakers make sure that vaccine-infused lettuce romaines illegal ... And culture warriors will get ticked off by some Easter buns...
This week, we Frankenstein together an episode out of discarded episode parts from the past. Sort of.
2024-04-04 02:15:34 +0000 UTC View Post
See if you can follow along with all of Don's voices.
2024-03-28 01:16:03 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, the Supreme Court of Louisiana rules that the Catholic Church was on base, Ted Cruz continues being hated by everyone ever, and Don Ford continues doing the exact opposite.
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ANNOUNCEMENT: #GodAwfulMovies is coming to Salt Lake City, Utah on August 3rd, 2024 at The Utah Museum of Contemporary Art (UMOCA).
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2024-03-24 14:11:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Because when Heath comes back, you know the script is gonna contain visual aids.
2024-03-21 04:05:54 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Christians will pray away your digital privacy, Fox News advertises the smooth, dulcet tones of Marky Mark oratory, and CS Lewis will convince me his god exists to the same extent he convinced me Aslan the Lion did.
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In this week’s episode, Christian movies give themselves a participation trophy, students in Manchester are given the choice to be anti-choice, and Marsh will finally get around to talking shit about the French.
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2024-03-14 03:31:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Heath isn't here to add visual aids this week, so Marsh steps in.
2024-03-14 03:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostRead along. Do voices. Use puppets.
2024-03-07 04:32:27 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, the Pope drops the mic on trans children, Hinduism and Islam have a very serious dispute about lion nomenclature, and we’ll learn that Christians have a pretty ordinary set of skills.
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In this week’s episode, we’ll dust off some old headlines for you while we’re in Florida, Ben Shapiro will make sure there’s plenty of dust, and Don Ford will join us in not being here this week.
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Because OF COURSE Heath included visual aids again.
2024-02-22 04:38:04 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Alabama is coming for your jerk socks...I mean neglected children, a Christian Right television host realizes he needs to reel it in WAY too late, and Christianity will get more and more mere by the page.
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2024-02-22 04:36:40 +0000 UTC View PostFeaturing Michael Marshall AND Anna Bosnick!
On this week's episode: Jesus reaches out personally to Quentin Tarintino ... Mike Lindell does a thing in the universe which is very stupid and amusing ... And the Heritage Foundation fits us all for our handmaid outfits.
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2024-02-15 05:12:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Including a VERY important visual aid for the "Kermit butt plug" moment.
2024-02-15 05:02:18 +0000 UTC View PostCome for the episode, stay for the story about Eli's future in reality TV.
In this week’s episode, reaping what you sow is anti catholic persecution, the NFL sets up a really dumb script with a small market team as the protagonist, and Tom and Cecil will be back with all the vulgarity yo...
Because honestly, the pictures make the roasts sometimes.
2024-02-08 03:46:59 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, God tells his followers not to use his name in vain in vain, Religion ruins the trustworthy reputation of cryptocurrency, and speaking of ruined reputations, Tom and Cecil will be here.
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This week, you get to see the vitriol drip off of Tom's roasts.
2024-02-01 04:26:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Because of course Heath added pictures again.
2024-01-25 02:57:02 +0000 UTC View PostThis week, patrons get not one but TWO BONUS HEADLINES, a reward so exciting it almost has to be in all caps.
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In this week’s episode, you’re not the boss of State Representative Josh Schriver, a very small tunnel in Brooklyn doesn't really help with the space lasers, and Carri...
In this week’s episode, Christians simultaneously believe their god made Trump and is worthy or worship, people in North Carolina and Montana scour the woods after Pornhub blocks them, and we’ll pick another book to hate read.
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2024-01-18 04:24:08 +0000 UTC View Post
For those who sometimes wonder what's improv and what's scripted.
2024-01-18 04:22:46 +0000 UTC View Post