Scathing Atheist 613 Script
This week, Eli has to step in to provide the visual aids.
2024-11-14 03:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, Eli has to step in to provide the visual aids.
2024-11-14 03:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, we’ll see how believing in reality did at the polls, the Church of England come clean about a scandal Justin the nick of time, and we’ll learn that apparently we were playing Minecraft wrong.
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2024-11-13 00:03:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Because we can distract you even more when you're reading along.
2024-11-07 04:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, sane America clenches for four more years, Tucker Carlson grapples with his outer demons, and we’ll read some more of the upcoming Oklahoma science curriculum.
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2024-11-07 03:59:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Including what some are calling the most hilarious image ever included in a Scathing Atheist script. And by some, we mean "Eli." Who put it in the script.
2024-10-31 02:10:31 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, JD Vance defends cringey losers who everyone laughs at,, Chick-fil-A becomes a DISRUPTOR in the homophobic sandwich multimedia sector, and we’ll finally learn our master plan.
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This one is a musical, assuming you sing it.
2024-10-24 02:12:31 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, the Catholic Church gives a whole new meaning to Powerball Lotto, somebody finally connects the dots between hurricanes and eating babies, and we’ll open the trunk Eli keeps Don Ford in once again.
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Featuring the incomparable music stylings of Anna Bosnick and some VERY important Patreon-only bonus material about our favorite celebrity dogs of the internet.
2024-10-16 23:46:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Because Heath's included both a visual aid AND a link to the video he references in the Melania story.
2024-10-10 02:47:40 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, Jerry Falls Well into our show again, Harvard scientists give us the REAL story about underground lizard alien angels, and CS Lewis explains that he could have sex with a woman any time he wants. And enjoy it.
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On this week's episode: Mike Johnson gives a whole new meaning to Christian apologetics ... Brett Weinstein tries to improve his image with some Russell branding ... And Marsh tells us all about a woo proponent whose ideas really don’t add up.
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2024-10-03 02:23:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Featuring the legendary Cecil Something Italian and some Patreon-only bonus material about the J-Dubs trying to convert Heath via the USPS.
2024-09-26 02:49:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Because trust us, you'll want a copyable version of the diatribe this week.
2024-09-19 02:25:03 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, Donald Trump Promises SWIFT retribution, ABC News lets Kamala Harris have her invisible cauldron during the debate, and we’ll learn once again that what makes a true Christian is assholery.
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In this week’s episode, we gather up some gently used headlines from the last couple weeks, God’s attempts to divinely interfere with our records go awry yet again, and Kavin Senapathy joins us to talk about the science of parenting.
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On this week's episode, Cecil and Don will have to duke it out for their shared script-color. Who will prevail?
2024-09-05 00:13:16 +0000 UTC View PostNoah's got an early flight tomorrow, so we had to record stuff a bit early. It means that you get the episode a bit earlier than normal, but it also means it doesn't have any real bonus material in it. We promise to make up for it next week!
Show Notes:
In this week...
Because how will you turn this episode into a musical if you don't know the lyrics?
2024-08-29 03:54:24 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, we’ll stuff some atheists in your ballot box, the internet does some shitting on the dock of the Bayesian analysis, and it’ll turn out once again to be very bullshit.
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Come see us in Nashville: 2024-08-29 03:52:16 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-08-27 11:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Rearrange all the letters in this week's script to learn the secret of where Eli is this week.
2024-08-22 02:49:10 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, British cops will pay you for your thought crimes, MTG reminds us that we need a Center for Congresspeople Who Can't Read Good, and we’ll get our most topical Who’s Woo yet.
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Because this one contains not one visual aid, but three.
2024-08-15 02:22:30 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Richard Dawkins warns us about Y CHROMOSOMES 2k, a major airline pro-actively avoids a "zombies on a plane" scenario, and CS Lewis will finally get to the sexy stuff.
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A hurricane delayed our travel and forced us to rely a little more on prerecorded stuff than necessary, so there won't be much in the way of Patron bonus content this week, but we'll try to make up for it next week. Thanks for understanding!
2024-08-08 03:30:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Because this week's show contains a visual aid AND song lyrics.
2024-08-01 02:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post