Maya Ben David

Eating insulation from my boobs

While filming my fiberglass video I found this hack that I could actually eat insulation from my boobs and saved this cut for you. I feel grateful that I have somewhere to post this where I won't be judged or evaluated for not making "art".

As you all know, I always feel sad post-video rel...

The Fiberglass Clown

The new video is out! I took your advice and added a bunch of scenes to the draft I shared earlier. It's about twice as long now and gives a lot more context. Let me know what you think.

-rat pacing around waiting for validation

New vid sneaky peaky

Wake up your rat needs to show you something!

I'm almost done my new vid but I've been told it should be longer and is a bit incomplete. It could possibly use a bit more exploration into themes about the grotesque and illness. Maybe I could conduct an allergy test on my tummy. It would be f...

I filmed and it didn’t kill me

After calling my big brother and getting a pep talk to actually film I did it! Sometimes I will spend hours putting makeup and costume on, setting up my lights and camera and then just sit there exhausted and dispirited. First three pics are my tired victory poses before I wash all my rashes off ...

Choose for me

Is this headpiece working or does my natural hair work better to pull off the fiberglass outfit? Don't worry I will have itchy spots all over my body not just my face in the final costume. 

I have a lot of key elements for my next video in my head but I'm missing a hook.  An entra...

Master of My Life

My dear cage cleaners, water topper-uppers and kib dispensers, for the past two months I've been applying for my masters. I'm sorry for not posting, I've just been in hyperfocus mode slash partial denial. I don't like to admit to anyone or myself that I'm doing a big thing because then I might lo...

Granny Panty appreciation day

I posted on Instagram discussing my excitement for Granny Panty but obviously couldn't express their cuteness over there. I'm 32 now and feel like I'm really leaning into the full-coverage undies. I feel like the fact that they cover way more makes them mysterious. It helps me think of my body as...

i figured out my fixation with feathers

I think my desire to embody a bird girl stems from a shame of body hair. Hear me out. In my fantasy, I can have feathers wherever, whenever and they would be beautiful and interesting. Birds don't pluck or shave, they are perfect. I think this is why I also gravitate towards rodents, their fur is...

I’m going to build a cage

I’ve been a human for too long. I had to be human for like 5 months to make my K’naan video. I wore many costumes but all of them chronically hominid. I want to be silly, dumb and artistic till the end of the year!

I’m debating between a rat cage or bird cage. I kind of have this coo...

thumb lingering on thumbnails

I'm having difficulty creating a thumbnail for my K'naan vid. Mostly, I'm struggling with the dissonance of wanting to speak directly and sincerely to K'naan and creating a click worthy title and thumbnail. Essentially, the video is about selling your soul for fame, accepting a boon without knowi...

Rat Shibari

Sometimes rats get tied up for who knows what reasons, for the benefit of science or humankind I hope. I tried shibari and it was, mind blowing. I loved it so much. I have nothing more to say, just treasuring the memory. I actually felt high after. This new obsession and my clown classes are keep...

I FINISHED THE K'NAAN VIDEO (early release)

holy smokes it's finished!! I am still working on the patreon credits but I wanted to show you all the moment it was done!! It's 30 minutes long, that's the longest I've ever made a video!! I'm going to be posting it next Sunday, if you find some strange sound pops or editing errors please tell m...

Pls accept my offerings

Offering 1) sexy jock celebrating the branding of the FIFA World Cup from 2010

Offering 2) lil butler. I got this bodysuit for $10!! What the heck?! I feel like I need to make a full costume around it.

Sneak peak and updates!

Here is the intro scene to my K'naan Wavin' Flag video. I'm sorry it's taken so long, for some reason this is going to be the longest video I've ever made. 

Updates:

1) I have covid but it's actually charming because I'm even dumber now

2) I only have one scene l...

Boons for all that are worthy

demented shot which obviously won't go in my vid but a funny little accident! Instead of giving me fire emojis which are worthless to me, tell me about one boon you think you've received in your life. 

vortex into flag land

5 shoots in and not even half way done filming my Wavin' Flag K'naan video. Yes it's happening! As usual I have hidden this information from you until there was no return because I was afraid saying it out loud would make me chicken out. I feel really excited and good about this video. I've never...

Distraction photoshoot

I’ve been procrastinating memorizing my script by doing a fun photoshoot in my new PJ dress ($3 from a thrift store!). I’m posing with the script so I feel like that counts. Yes I used a surgical mask at the back to make it look like the dress is more fitted, tricks of the rodent trade! In th...

An unfortunate obsession

I cannot always control the things I'm interested in, but I can usually sway my interests to be thematically consistent. Unfortunately, these past two months, the only thing I've been able to think about or focus on is the three versions of the song Wavin' Flag by K'naan which was released when I...

I'm going to stop looking at hot anime girls on the internet

Yes hello, this is your incel rat with a radical statement. I dunno if hot anime girls are good for my mental health. This is a demented confession but I've ordered and dismissed 6 white morphsuits and I still am not happy with the fit. I keep waiting for the magic feeling that my first morphsuit...

I bought Spanx and they kind of rule

To catch some of you up, Spanx is shapewear. Shapewear is a special garment that you wear under your clothes to make your body look really smooth and snatched. It also gets rid of panty lines. It's doing a pretty good job here cause I'm wearing granny panties. I've already tried it on with my air...

New mistress of the sky

Hello civilians,

I am feeling very righteous today up in the skies looking over all my domain. A rat with airplane wings, a truly menacing force. As you may have guessed I am remaking my airplane gal cosplay. Her name will be Boeing Bonnie. I want to make a design that is washable because.....

Please promise to give kisses to your scrumps

I'm considering going to clown school

Hello fellow, beloved, venerable owners, 

It is I, your favorite rat. I had an interview with a professional, elite performance clown last week. I just found out that I passed the interview and he said he would put me on the waitlist to get into his course when it runs next. 

emo wannabe rat

I'de really like to get some emo/goth cred before it's too late. Tell me some cool activities I can do to encourage rumors spreading about how spooky I am. Please don't suggest listening to music - ew

p.s I used my sacred Shabbat candle holder to take this pic so I guess you could call me a...

Where did Scrump Runts come from?

For my upcoming video, I will be telling the (plausible but unconfirmed) tragic tale of where Scrump Runts came from. In this (alleged) fable, Scrumps were once enormous powerful jumbo creatures. They appear to have been enslaved and forced to do hard labor, their casualties were constant but the...

Carbon Monoxide bra

Any impulse to awooga please direct towards poetically describing your favorite flower. Here is some footage that I was gonna use for the bra portion of my latest Q&A video but then I was like...the amount of effort I am putting into this section is kinda creepy. Anyways, I decided to add mys...

The video born from poison purified by teddybear blood

I hope you enjoy the video!! I have already begun a new Scrump Runt video which hints at the lore that earth is an afterlife for scrump runts. 

Hope everyone is having a scrumpy weekend :p

- your teddybear rat

Answering questions that I shouldn't

I know I've come to you four times today asking you to change the angle of my cage but this time it's different!! The sun is hitting the cage at the perfect angle and if you move it 20 degrees to the right it will really toast up some of my sawdust and make it a nice lounge area.

I asked yo...

Ask me some questions!

New year, new shiny coat of fur.

Hello hand that feeds me, 

I hope winter is cute for you so far and you are taking care of yourselves! I have personally decided to make winter my fun season so when summer comes along I'm like "oh I don't even care I've already been frolicking!" ...

#1Rat

Healthiest coat of fur,

Brightest eyes,

Gold Standard claws,

Most creative freestyle routine,

The winner takes it all.

Please no fire emojis in the competition auditorium, it's a fire hazard. You can congratulate me by sharing your favorite healthy snack. Lately, I'v...