Hello Beautiful,
Have you ever felt a little...under the weather?
Have you ever had to call in sick from work to rest your throbbin noggin?
Have you ever just wanted to be baby and have your significant other take care of you? Maybe via a Doctor/Patient roleplay...
2022-04-28 04:09:13 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful,
I present to you, this month's SFW audio.
To put it simply, it's you resting your pretty little head on your boyfriend's lap as he reads you, "The Little Prince."
To be honest, the translation is a bit awkward in some spots, but I hope you can find it in your he...
2022-04-19 03:56:46 +0000 UTC View PostHello Beautiful,
I've mentioned here and there that I was on the fence about doing an audio where I get in an argument with you, the listener.
However, first and foremost, I am a person of the people.
So when my kind and supportive Patrons voiced their desires for an argument...
Hello Hello Hello!
Happy April to you and yours.
Do you perchance, like going out to the clurb to dance?
Do you perchance, like having a supportive boyfriend, who's pretty cute if I say so myself, who's more than willing to pick you up at the end of the night?
Or do ne...
Hello beautiful,
I hope you're doing well!
I appear before you humbly today to ask you what you'd be interested in hearing from me audio wise for this month.
Please use this link below to make yourself heard:
Ahoy Ahoy!
It's been some time since I've made an audio with lots of spanking, so I thought I'd remedy that for you!
If you're into simultaneously being praised and spanked, then this is the audio for you!
If you're into being taken care of after a long day at work, then this au...
2022-04-01 03:02:16 +0000 UTC View PostEarlier this month, I made a post asking y'all for your silliest, goofiest, and most thought provoking what if questions.
I've compiled a list of them and answer them in this sweet little rainy day audio.
So! If you like cuddling with your big headed cutie boy on a rainy d...
2022-03-31 01:23:50 +0000 UTC View PostHello hello,
This month I put out a poll and the concept, "Older brother's friend" was the winner.
Thusly, I bring you this audio.
If you're into some sneakiness and hold the moan type audios, then this ones for you!
Or if, like me, you had a major crush on a friend'...
2022-03-30 05:30:51 +0000 UTC View PostHello Hello!
I'd like for you to give me your best silly, "What If___" questions for this month's sfw audio.
In case you're unfamiliar with what I mean, there's many a popular meme on the internet of someone asking their partner things like:
"What if I turned into a frog?"...
2022-03-17 17:24:41 +0000 UTC View PostHello Hello!
Top of the mornin.
I present to you a dual feature!
These audios are in the same vein as my previously released, Sounds Of Intimacy and Sounds of Intimacy: I Love You, but with a bit more dialogue.
At it's core they're two audios about being over-stimmed, but ...
2022-03-16 03:15:50 +0000 UTC View PostHello Hello!
Last month I wasn't able to do a live chat, so to make for it I'll be doing two of them this month!
The first one will be this Sunday, March 13th at 8pm EST.
On the day, about 5 minutes before 8pm I'll share the YouTube link back here on this post for you to join th...
2022-03-10 16:32:41 +0000 UTC View PostHoy hoy!
Happy March to you and yours.
I just wanted to drop a poll here to get some insight into what kind of audios you'd like to see from me.
Ideally you'd leave concept/tag suggestions that I haven't done before, but if you're really fitting for something specific then I can...
2022-03-01 05:36:31 +0000 UTC View PostHello Hello!
Since it is love month, I was planning on doing some sort of ramblefap where I say "I love you" over and over and over again.
But recently, I've noticed via the poll I had posted last month and through the comments, that folks really enjoyed 2022-02-27 06:18:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Hello!
This one is a direct sequel to the sfw audio I posted this week, "Hey Teach!: The Comic Book Store."
So if you haven't listened to that one already, I'd suggest doing so, or at least goog...
2022-02-21 02:20:34 +0000 UTC View PostHello Hello!
As I'm sure you are aware, it's February!
So to keep with the February spirit, this month's sfw audio is Valentine's day themed.
I won't go overboard with describing it since I want you to feel all the feels for yourself; but if you're into falling in love with the ...
2022-02-13 08:33:56 +0000 UTC View PostHello Hello!
Remember last month when I posted this poll and said I wouldn't use it against you?
Well I lied.
At the time of creating this, the audio that won was "Sam Hunt's House Party" so...
...
2022-02-08 03:09:27 +0000 UTC View PostAhoy Ahoy!
I do hold the moans often. But they're usually like a, "I'm gonna fuck you hard and the moaning? That's a you problem."
It's also been some time since I've done a more straight forward type of BFE audio.
So I thought it might be nice to do a bit of a more intimate BFE...
2022-01-30 02:03:08 +0000 UTC View Post~Beep Boop Beep~
Just here to let you know the live chat for this month is starting right now!
See you there!
Ahoy!
We're going to try something different for this month's live chat.
Previously, the livechats were done in our official discord, but in the interest of every patron getting the most of their money, I'm going to start (or attempt) doing the live chats on Youtube.
... 2022-01-27 01:36:49 +0000 UTC View PostHello Hello Hello!
I hope this audio finds you well!
I'm trying some new ideas in this one, so hopefully they hit for you.
There's some ideas that I have for audios that I'd like to do; but I always feel like I have to ease into them a little instead of jumping into all of them ...
2022-01-23 01:27:19 +0000 UTC View PostHey Hey!
Just wanted to ask you a very simple question that is just for my own personal curiosity and will not, and I mean will not, be used against you at any point in time, soon or otherwise.
2022-01-20 02:20:51 +0000 UTC View PostHey mamas, dadas, and theymas,
I hope this finds you well.
Let me start off by talking a bit about myself, which I know is a rare occurrence so please forgive my indulgence.
I've said this before but almost every night I'll fall asleep listening to some kind of ASMR or sfw audio...
2022-01-18 09:02:41 +0000 UTC View PostHello Hello
I hope this audio finds you well.
I'm going to be completely honest with you.
A little bit ago a friend of mine sent me a tweet and said, "This seems like the kind of shit you'd be into."
It was essentially a short video where someone was brushing their p...
2022-01-14 18:53:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Ahoy ahoy!
Here's the referral link I mentioned if you were interested in checking out Quinn.
Hopefully the audio isn't too rough on your ears!
Drink lots of water and get lots of good sleep.
Hello Hello!
Hope the new year is treating you well so far.
I'm here to ask for your input for this month's SFW audio.
It's been some time since I've done something centered around words of affirmation, even though I tend to enjoy listening to ASMR/Audios based around them.
<... 2022-01-13 10:54:49 +0000 UTC View PostHello Hello!
I hope you're doing well!
I'm excited to bring you the first patreon audio of 2022.
This one is a old lovers to enemies to lovers type beat.
So, if you're into make up sex and/or two people with history just sucking and fucking out their differenc...
2022-01-08 08:56:15 +0000 UTC View PostAhoy Ahoy!
This is a non-direct sequel to another audio of mine, The B.R.E.E.D.I.N.G. Program.
I call it a non-direct sequel because it happens in the same universe as the first one but doesn't have any rel...
2021-12-31 01:12:21 +0000 UTC View PostHello Hello!
Happy Holidays, if you're celebrating something this time of year.
If not, happy Friday!
I know the whole "Meeting Your Significant Other's Family For Christmas" trope is so overdone but, I just had to do it.
I had too many ideas for how I'd make my own cheesy...
2021-12-25 02:28:20 +0000 UTC View PostHello Hello!
For this month's SFW audio I read "A Kidnapped Santa" by the author of the famed Wizard of Oz series.
I ramble a bit in the beginning and end and this is kind of a more 1 on 1 intimate vibe than last month's in character reading.
I even do voices for the characters,...
2021-12-23 02:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostAhoy!
Sorry, my brain is very smooth right now so I can't come up with a well worded pre amble, but!
If you like pet play (with no specific pet names), condescension, praise, exhibitionism, breeding, orgasm, and a healthy dose of leash sounds, then I think I just might have the audio ...
2021-12-20 06:40:18 +0000 UTC View Post