This seems like pretty standard cursed treasure rules. You have to collect all the loot in one place to break the curse. What do they teach these bankers in banking school?! Banking guild? I don't know how bankers work, but I DO know how cursed gems work so I think I won.
2023-12-28 02:44:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around the Sins and A Christmas Carol.
Our next request was by Doggod to have the Gluttonies serve as our Ghosts, reinterpreted as The Ghosts of You Just Ate, Meal Time, and It's Not Dinner Yet! What kind of cruel ghost-based morality system would d...
2023-12-27 17:03:32 +0000 UTC View Post
I think we're seriously downplaying the benefits of not having to plan a new route to the office, knowing where supplies are held, knowing the kitchen and snacks situation, and the sheer power of knowing where the good bathrooms are on day one. Bathroom lore alone overcomes any issues of showing ...
2023-12-27 02:50:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm guessing the choice wasn't for the free coffee in the lobby and generous toaster giveaways when opening a new savings account?
2023-12-26 02:52:37 +0000 UTC View Post
You need those eye-catching colors. How else are you going to grab a viewer's attention as they're flipping through the channels? More pinks! More purple! Sear the viewers' eyes so they can't find the remote to change the channel. Take ALL the ratings and conquer!
2023-12-25 02:40:42 +0000 UTC View PostAttached are our bonus arts for the week as we head closer to the dreaded Christmas day and our final ghosts!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around the Sins and A Christmas Carol.
Our next request was by Revan to see Lust getting Pip as a much more huggable and easy on the ...
2023-12-23 17:16:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around the Sins and A Christmas Carol.
Our next request was by Ross to have Santa Sins, so they're checking in on our designated Tiny Tim. Gluttony says that if you're not chowing down on some kind of mega fauna this holiday, your feast is weak.
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This is where all the subscription fees and advertising cash goes. Sure we could be curing diseases and solving inequality, but showbiz make-up tech takes priority!
2023-12-22 03:10:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Sure "The Gift of the Magi" is a holiday classic, but we need to spice it up and make it more relevant for today's youths. And who wants an untrained succubus? Sounds... dangerous.
2023-12-21 17:10:16 +0000 UTC View Post
His sweet mutton chops, no! You fiends!
Also, maybe, chops or not, don't try to steal from demons.
2023-12-21 03:02:21 +0000 UTC View Post
It's always good when your make-up team has eye protection. Safety first against some rogue eyelashes.
2023-12-20 03:06:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around the Sins and A Christmas Carol.
Our next request was by Revan to see Lust getting Pip as a much more huggable and easy on the eyes version of Marley for her ghost. It's a lot less noisy than the typical ghost, but it might send a bad message ...
2023-12-19 18:08:11 +0000 UTC View Post
We'll jump forward a bit here and the team has advanced! And Pride's old outfit! So much beige drabness! Our girl hadn't figured out her style yet.
2023-12-19 03:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I had to wait until the Writer's Strike was over before posting this chapter. Obviously, the idea is so amazing that once a television network had it, they'd have no reason to bring back writers. You're welcome, unions! We're looking out for you.
2023-12-18 02:12:31 +0000 UTC View Post
I had to wait until the Writer's Strike was over before posting this chapter. Obviously, the idea is so amazing that once a television network had it, they'd have no reason to bring back writers. You're welcome, unions! We're looking out for you.
Sign up for the Patreon if you want more com...
2023-12-18 02:11:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Our theme for the MORT is "the Sins" and our museum patrons voted for who our cutest Tarot was and, for some reason, The Fool won.
I'm sure it's just to pile on the hardships and not because anybody likes our gambling dope. But just keep gambling to get yourself out of this. What are the od...
2023-12-16 16:29:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Our theme for the MORT is "the Sins" and our museum patrons voted for who our cutest Tarot was and, for some reason, The Fool won.
I'm sure it's just to pile on the hardships and not because anybody likes our gambling dope. But just keep gambling to get yourself out of this. What are the od...
2023-12-16 16:28:39 +0000 UTC View Post
As usual, jabbing people with electric prods saves the day!
And I think burning down evil companies is supposed to be part of Willow's job description! Wait, if Willow is outsourcing her work... And aren't the Valkyrie basically outsourcing their work to the Mercs... No wonder Divinity is s...
2023-12-15 02:53:18 +0000 UTC View PostAttached are this week's bonus arts for our non-Patrons! Has the message of love and sharing and anti-miserliness reached your hearts? Moral-spewing ghosts aren't easy to book, ya know!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around the Sins and A Christmas Carol.
Our next request w...
2023-12-14 17:02:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around the Sins and A Christmas Carol.
Our next request was by Jimmy to have Greed serving as a Ghost with some costume modifications from Lust, to maximize marketability and ensure that the morals sink in I'm sure. Poor Greed, being forced to give ...
2023-12-14 16:59:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I initially had Lust covered up/in disguise mode, but reconsidered it. It's much funnier that she just shows up, is openly an inhuman demon, and some banker is just willing to roll with that. You're floating and don't have a lower half, but you do have money!
2023-12-14 03:00:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Pip has tried to flee from the Christmas clutches of Pride, only to find that the Virtues aren't much help either. Chast just needs more practice and then she'll master this art!
2023-12-13 17:10:53 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a real dilemma. If you let strangers steal batteries, you'd probably get some really good star ratings! But then there would probably be some kind of backlash from corporate...
But then you'd have an army of people now equipped to huck batteries at your enemies...
2023-12-13 02:58:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around the Sins and A Christmas Carol.
Our next request was by Zamiel to have the Ghost of Christmas Present show some guests around to other, more buff culture's holidays. Good learning experience for all, especially a demonic diplomat. Rich apprec...
2023-12-12 17:40:39 +0000 UTC View Post
With their fingers on the pulse of the youth market, the Sins are movers and shakers in the juice box market. They're getting so many Hosts hooked on the cran-grape...
But we've heard the people's demands and we're bringing back everybody's love of banking! Interest rates, certificates of d...
2023-12-12 02:40:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Everybody is so obsessed with their social media scores. You have to live in the now, man. The sexy, exploitative nooow.
And NOW that Patreon has killed off our Community page, make sure you check out Zamiel's DevArt page for the fan-MORT items posted there!
Attached are this week's bonus arts to kick off our theme of a Sins X Christmas Carol collaboration!
Our first request was by Melkorios to give the Ghost of Christmas Future a makeover. The retro future meets Christmas dress might not get many misers to reconsider their ways, bu...
2023-12-09 17:33:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around the Sins and A Christmas Carol.
Our next request was by FirestormBlade to take a look at Christmases past for an ugly sweater contest with Chastity. That for some reason made her bustier? People all celebrate in their own way.
Thanks fo...
2023-12-09 17:31:30 +0000 UTC View Post
The extremely lucrative field of mom pizza, sure to get high ratings from all Mozzarella Italian Liking Foodies. Yeah, that definitely works. I have succeeded here tonight.
2023-12-08 02:46:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Pride's tales of woe are TOO tragic! Let that girl do whatever she wants!
2023-12-07 17:12:01 +0000 UTC View Post