Alright, look. Permit us this one. This was pretty nice to do.
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Kill James Bond enters into another long-term beef with a named person, as we return.... to Jack Ryan.
This time, retired CIA analyst Jack Ryan (Harrison Ford) faces off against a rogue element of the IRA, after getting himself embroiled in an assassination attempt against a royal when on h...
2022-07-19 20:59:42 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, what if there was a man who dressed so fly that the CIA wanted him dead? What if you could defeat the CIA by carjacking a hot enough woman? What if you read enough books that you stumbled upon something important? Three Days of the Condor is a movie that asks and answers all of these q...
2022-07-12 23:25:51 +0000 UTC View Post
What happens when the entire force of the 1998 NSA is brought to bear, Including a limitless budget, Magic security cameras, spy satellites, and absolute power to kill without oversight, to obliterate the life of a single random dude?
But what if that dude was Will Smith?
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2022-07-05 22:40:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Long-time listeners may recall that for S1E3.5 we talked about the french spy parody movie 'OSS 117: Cairo, nest of spies'. Well with Abigail jetting off to Vidcon we have taken the time to invite along dear friend of the show Mattie Lubchansky to talk about its' sequel!
This is a movie t...
Further to the theme of last episode's taught depiction of actual spy work, today we're taking a look at the dramatisation of the true story of Robert Hanssen, an FBI agent who spent decades spying for the USSR, and later Russia.
This is a well-acted, high stakes retelling that somewhat u...
The gang are joined once again by the wonderful Shannon Strucci- editor, podcast host, video essayist, and foremost Lupin III scholar that we happen to know- to discuss Hayao Miyazaki's directorial debut; the 1979 animated movie 'Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro'.
You can find Shannon at...
2022-06-14 21:41:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt's finally here, after much fanfare and buildup: Season 2 of KJB starts off not with a bang, but with a knowing hmm as we kick off Da Cerebral Hour
Syriana is potentially the best depiction of spy work we have covered, and it's serious themes lead us to a very thoughtful and introspective...
2022-06-07 23:35:28 +0000 UTC View PostIt's the pre-show party to Season 2, baby! While the fetid unpaying masses may well be getting this episode for free, remember that you are our dearest friends, confidants, and perhaps even... lovers?
This week on KJB Q&A: We discuss fighting a chimp with a sword for ten minutes, Abi i...
They fucking.... they fucking made the same movie again. I'm going to issue an actionable threat of violence against named persons
This is it guys, with the conclusion of the Jason Bourne Miniseries we are truly at the end of KJB Season 1. It's been an incredible journey, from nothing to th...
2022-05-24 21:34:03 +0000 UTC View PostOkay we had another episode lined up but the scheduling didn't work out so its time for EMERGENCY Q&A
Any burning questions you want answered in regards to the show, our personal lives, or just a completely unrelated question you'd like answered, drop them below!
We finally found it: a movie so horny that three trans people wasn't enough to properly discuss it. So we called in friend of the show and all three hosts of the show, Mattie Lubchansky!
The film is Zorro, by the way. The 1998 antonio banderas one where a shirtless anthony hopkins whips o...
The Bourne Legacy is a perfect case study for what happens when a series is getting tired, so you bring in a new guy to breathe new life into it- and it really works! until the final half hour, where it's heroic attempt to reach out of the pile of slop, like Sandman in Spider Man 3 attempting to ...
2022-05-10 21:49:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright look, I did an Abi on this one. I swear to god i remembered this one being okay. Instead, enjoy a slow descent into rat madness at the hands of Aardman's first (I havent checked if this is true) foray into a full CGI movie. It's about the great replacement. I won't elaborate on this
･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? ✧･ﾟ: *✧･...
2022-04-26 21:31:14 +0000 UTC View PostWell, it's that time again. We have finally killed the mother fucker, so we're doing an end-zone dance by answering your questions in retrospective about the 25 Bond films AND the 60ish episodes of Kill James Bond! Enjoy our unhurried and friendly discussion about how well Alice did at the live s...
2022-04-19 22:14:35 +0000 UTC View Post
We finally did it. At 19:30 on the 8th of April, we slew the coward James Bond in front of an audience of 125 at the Streatham Space Project. This is the audio of that event.
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2022-04-13 12:04:48 +0000 UTC
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As you may be aware, tomorrow we are dropping our long-awaited episode on No Time To Die, meaning that we have finally killed the mother fucker!!
As such, the following bonus will be our post-coital vibe zone, where we can finally answer retrospective questions about the films, but also ab...
This episode is genuinely one of our best, I think.
It's a deep dive into a movie that just isn't really very good, but the director and writer had such passion that it's hard not to feel kinship with the guy.
Also, we finally put forth the central point of the podcast: It's gay to cum.
2022-04-05 23:14:57 +0000 UTC
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Remember when the Jason Bourne movie ended satisfyingly and conclusively? Well what if we fucking made four more. Idiot. Fuck you
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Alright, Alice and Abi each picked a Jackie Chan movie, so I had simply no choice but to round out the trifecta with what is widely believed to be his directorial masterpiece (and his own personal favourite of his movies)- Police Story!
After a drug bust goes wrong, Jackie Chan must protect...
2022-03-22 23:45:06 +0000 UTC View Post
So we're only one episode away from finally killing James Bond- permit us to savour it. In order to make sure we can do No Time To Die as a live show we decided to take a quick Sojourn to kill Jason Bourne.
The Bourne identity introduces us to a man raised by fishermen, a man with no memory...
2022-03-16 00:25:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright, maybe The Tuxedo wasn't a fair movie to introduce Jackie Chan with, so here's a frankly great movie starring him and punished Pierce Brosnan- The Foreigner! A nung chinese veteran loses everything in a resurgent IRA bombing, so goes absolutely ape shit tracking down the CEO of the IRA - ...
2022-03-09 00:17:29 +0000 UTC View Post
He's here.... the author of all yapayn. Tfw you're the author of all yapayn. Lets get some pogs going in chat
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Alright this one fucking sucked. This movie is genuinely the most misogynistic movie I have ever seen, and I'm saying that as someone who has JUST watched every Bond movie in order.
Jackie Chan wanted to meet stephen spielberg so he agreed to do this movie about a cabbie who becomes a chau...
We did it, boys. For 25.83 episodes the Double Dragons have tried in vain to secure guests. But for this most special 26th episode, we've only gone and fucking secured a guest appearance from Abigail Thorn, star of Philosophy Tube!
Skyfall is a movie ripping itself apart at the seams trying...
2022-02-16 00:07:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright let me initially make the case for this movie: This is the single biggest movie in Hong Kong at the height of the classic hong kong era of movies (the year 1984), and it parodies beats and characters from the bond movies.
Now, the anti point here is that uuuuuuh it's fucking impossi...
2022-02-09 00:12:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry, fixed the audio now.
Well, it's finally happened. The Fearless and Unstoppable Abigail Thorn has been waylaid to a permanent end by a blonde secret agent called some shit like Samantha Strapon while trying to infiltrate a diamond smuggling ring.
To keep our spirits up in this ...
2022-02-02 01:35:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, it's that time again. It's been ten whole free episodes, which is roughly twenty weeks, since our last Patron Q&A. Let's settle in, get a little parasocial, and find out which animals each host thinks they could take in a fight, or which Bond film would make for the best Muppets adaptat...
2022-01-25 23:50:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, it's finally happened. we've talked about a movie for longer than the runtime of the movie.
We also bid goodbye to a beloved classic character, Mitchell from the movie Quantum of Solace. It's always so hard to lose them like this... I'd only just recovered from the untimely demise of 'th...