2:12 AM: going back for more US Military courtroom drama
A decorated Vietnam war veteran orders his squad to fire on an unarmed crowd of protestors outside the US embassy to Yemen. But what if it was cool and fine for him to do it? Tommy Lee Jones will stop at nothing to prove that the crow...
2024-03-08 08:55:57 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time for another Eurospy spoof.
This movie, based on the 'Modesty Blaise' comics by Peter O'Donnell, was written and directed by Joseph Losey to be 'A pop-art inspired spoof, with over-the-top set design, """Avante-garde editing""", and deliberate continuity problems'. It was nominated fo...
This week, our Spy Kids Correspondents Tom Walker and Demi Lardner rejoin us to crack into 2011's Spy Kids 4: All The Time In The World, a genuinely go...
2024-02-24 10:22:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-02-15 11:16:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Youve got to bend the bullets, James McAvoy. You're such a loser with your well-paying and secure office job, why don't you embrace the power of your bloodline and kill people because uuuuuuuuuuuuhhh ?? ? ? Loom?? ?
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2024-02-08 13:10:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright, thats quite enough vaguely muddling through the depths of Eurospy. Going forward, it's Bangers Only- and kicking that off is That Man in Istanbul, or as it will come to be known, the Ballad of Tony Mercedes.
But we simply couldn't do it alone. Joining us on this episode is 2024-02-01 10:43:12 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, November brings us a movie that means an immense amount to her in another installment of the Cerebral Hour- Jean-Luc Godard's French New Wave masterpiece, Vivre sa vie! A young woman feels her life is not going in the direction she wishes, and tries to take control of it.
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2024-01-25 15:34:37 +0000 UTC View PostWe're live again babey! Kill James Bond returns to the Streatham Space Project on this International Women's Day (and the next two days) to talk about the one thing we've somehow managed to never mention in all our years of podcasting: Women.
Feminist cinema has such a rich and beautiful h...
This week, we're joined by Alex Ptak from the podcast Quorators to discuss another German spy movie.
Remember a few episodes ago when we realised that the director was an architect of the french new wave? This is the same except we find out that the director invented a new ...
2024-01-18 13:26:52 +0000 UTC View Post
John Boorman directed the movie Deliverance. Because of this, he was given access to 1.5 Million Quid and told to just fuckin make another movie. This is what he created... Zardoz.
Yeah thats right, youve gotta pay us for it. The patrons got basically nothing in December so they get this on...
2024-01-11 11:28:55 +0000 UTC View Post
OSS 117, your enemy on this mission is an amazonian indigenous tribe. Your ally? Why, the humble Billionaire Cattle Rancher...
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It's Goldfinger! The movie is Goldfinger, the protagonist is Goldfinger, I think there's a british spy in there somewhere but I wasn't paying that much attention.
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2023-12-28 11:23:34 +0000 UTC
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Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, it's the KJB Holiday Special 2023! John McClane is back, and this time he's in an airport making a fucking
Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, it's the KJB Holiday Special 2023!
John McClane is back, and this time he's in an airport making a fucking nuisan...
That's right, to celebrate 5 million downloads we gave you (That's right, you) the opportunity to pick the next bonus episode! Then, in a tournament that came somehow to be known as the '16 james double bondation', you selected 'Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World'.
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2023-12-14 00:45:34 +0000 UTC View Post
This week we're inexplicably back in Vienna, to watch a movie that spends more time humanising it's villains than the protagonist. And joining us is none other than Josh Boerman from the 2023-12-07 11:09:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Thats's right, the strike's over. While we're not giving up on Eurospy just yet, this means we're no longer limited on bonus episodes. So what better a time than now to do a film Abi has been wanting to do since the very start of the show- The Edge! A brain god billionaire gets trapped in the ala...
2023-11-30 10:03:56 +0000 UTC View Post
This one is inexplicably a spy movie funded partially by the City of Vienna for tourism purposes. I say 'inexplicably' because Vienna looks like an absolute heap of shit for the entire movie and I can't imagine this made anyone want to visit.
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2023-11-23 11:33:05 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Alice's bonus pick again, and she's brought us actual cinéma. A real Móvié about a sad italian man during the height of the fascist dictatorship.
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2023-11-16 13:20:37 +0000 UTC View Post
The Strike may be over, but our commitment to Eurospy is ironclad.
This week, there's another dead Soviet defector, so there must be another microfilm with something important on it floating around europe. Fuck it, lets send our best spy to go have a general look about.
I'm not...
It's time for the KILL JAMES BOND HALLOWEEN SPECIAL OOOooooOOOO(ghost noise). Two years ago, Devon picked Van Helsing. Last year, Abi picked Jennifer's Body. This year it falls to Alice to pick our non-struck spooktacular, and she's lovingly curated Audition, a film about a japan...
2023-11-02 10:03:32 +0000 UTC View Post
When an eccentric European aristocrat dies, his wife stands to inherit his collection of weapons patents. All the great powers of the world send their finest James Bond to attempt to claim them. How could this be anything other than great?
This one is a hugely enjoyable movie thats inexplic...
2023-10-26 11:32:10 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!
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2023-10-19 09:43:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Look, I know what you're thinking, this is just another bad eurospy movie- but this movie was made by Claude Chabrol, one of the directors of the French New Wave, during his middle period. He may have made this movie entirely to keep the lights on, but he clearly used the opportunity to try some ...
2023-10-12 09:43:18 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, further to our Solidarity Position of resolutely pretending America has never made a film, we're checking out a New Zealand production! Will our hearts be warmed by this tale of two misfits on the run, or will Taika Waititi's complete inability to not cast his friends somewhat undercut...
2023-10-05 11:43:50 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, as if to karmically reward us for weathering Fx-18, the universe rewards us with a perfect Moore-era bond film- except it's french and released in 1964! Join OSS 117 as he travels to Thailand to investigate missing vaccines, and gets drawn into conflict with an evil magus named Dr Sin....
2023-09-28 07:39:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Since our main episodes are so rigidly structured this season, our only condition for bonus episodes is that the films aren't struck. Alice has grabbed the opportunity with both hands to make us watch a film about a lonely italian man who refuses to talk to women.
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2023-09-21 08:17:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright look, I never said these movies would all be good. I just said it would be interesting. This one... this one wasn't either.
In this heap of hot trash, secret agent Francis Copland is assigned to infiltrate some kind of boat-based smuggling operation.
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We're back again and answering YOUR questions! This week: Is it possible for a Spy movie to score a perfect Zero on SCUM? What little things can you do to help you feel like you're making progress in your transition? I'm going to Greggs, do you want anything? And the return of the Muppet Question...
2023-09-07 07:43:38 +0000 UTC View Post
We're starting a new season, and so we're gonna kick it off with another Q&A for next week's bonus! I'm not gonna even really gonna prompt a theme here. What do you want to know? Is there anything you want to get our thoughts on?
We've answered a lot of questions in our...
2023-08-31 09:28:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Let me set the scene: It's 1963, the movie 'From Russia With Love' has just released and pre-production on 'Goldfinger' is already taking place. The People are clamoring for international nonces of mystery, and the great film-mills of Europe are only too happy to hard shift from the declining 'sw...
2023-08-31 09:10:29 +0000 UTC View Post