We ended up spending four years in the time chamber—and thousands of years in the mental landscape.
I taught Natasha everything, from physics to philosophy. Now, just like the girls and me, she is a master of knowledge.
Not only did we learn, but we also had a lot of sex, both menta...
2025-03-11 02:16:19 +0000 UTC
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After that day, Natasha called Barton, told him everything that had happened, and invited him and his family to the wedding in a month.
Five days later, while I was on patrol, I was attacked by arrows. After telling the girls to leave it to me, I fought the famous Hawkeye. After a long figh...
2025-03-11 02:11:32 +0000 UTC
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Peter Parker! I am Hey.
Wait! That was a mix-up!
I meant, Hey! I am Peter Parker!
It’s been 37 years since my meeting with Coulson…
Just kidding, she’s still shaking my hand—no time has passed at all.
Well, while Coulson kept shaking my hand for what felt lik...
2025-03-11 02:07:46 +0000 UTC
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Arriving there, the chaos had already unfolded. We looked at the arc reactor building and saw a dazzling light show taking place.
“Damn, we're late. Let's get in!” I said, and we quickly ran to the rooftop.
As soon as we got there, our spider senses flared up, and we saw a missile...
2025-03-11 02:05:58 +0000 UTC
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It has been three days since we met Tony.
The day after that, Tony made his heroic debut, taking down terrorists occupying Gulmira and saving its hostage citizens. Gulmira is the hometown of Yinsen, the man who saved Tony’s life and sacrificed himself for him.
And today should...
2025-03-11 02:00:52 +0000 UTC
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The days kept passing. The Spider Family had been growing more and more famous, while Stark Industries' stock plummeted like a plane after Tony declared that his weapons company would no longer sell weapons.
Then, a little over a month later, while the girls and I were swinging through the ...
2025-03-11 01:57:01 +0000 UTC
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It has been a month since Natasha joined us.
She received a suit from Gwen, based on the design I made.
I took inspiration from the Future Foundation Suit, and it suited her perfectly.
Her pseudonym remained Black Widow.
We also gave her a system, and since we did...
2025-03-11 01:55:15 +0000 UTC
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“So, you guys are basically gods from another universe who created an isolated branch of my original universe, which is now this universe, just because you were bored? And now you nerfed yourselves and made something called a system just to actively participate in the so-called ‘plot’ and h...
2025-03-11 01:52:52 +0000 UTC
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Hello! I'm a fan of Black Widow cough**cough I mean, I'm Peter Parker.
And right now, there's a certain redhead looking at me with funny eyes.
"Aren't you going to ask me anything besides my name? And aren't you going to ask your partners for their opinion?" she asked...
2025-03-11 01:33:34 +0000 UTC
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Xiao Ling, still wrapped in her cloak, watched the rest of the evaluations with curiosity and caution.
By late afternoon, no one else stepped forward, and the recruitment was officially closed.
In total, nine people were recruited. Eight of them possessed high-level roots, while the f...
2025-03-10 16:24:25 +0000 UTC
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Hey! I am Peter Benjamin… Ugh, what a horrible name, and the one who said the name is horrible was me, Emily… HEY!! Emily!! Get out of my thoughts… Hey!! You don’t have to be so rude!!...
Sorry about that. Couple telepathy is sometimes annoying. Let’s continue the story…
A...
2025-03-09 17:33:13 +0000 UTC
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Peter Parker in the house.
And today, Spider-Man and his super hotties...
""“Spider Wives”"" I was interrupted by the voices of my wives.
And today, Spider-Man and his super Spider-Wives will make their debut.
At that moment, I was on top of a building with the girls.
“Gwe...
2025-03-09 17:32:14 +0000 UTC
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Hello, senpais! I am Parker Peter!
Omae wa mou shindeiru!
NANI?!
Cough
It's been a month since we arrived.
And finally, yesterday, I became a Grandmaster.
[Player: Peter Parker
Level: 11 (214 / 20480 exp)
Skill Points: 4
Skills:
Street Fighting - Gr...
2025-03-09 17:31:13 +0000 UTC
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Hey! I’m Peter Parker.
And today, I’m more Peter Parker than ever… more broke than ever.
“How much money do we have?” I asked.
“Uhmm,” Emily murmured while counting the crumpled bills. “About 492 dollars,” she said with a shrug.
“Let’s try to find a mote...
2025-03-09 17:29:48 +0000 UTC
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While we were looting the bandits we had defeated, we started talking.
"Should I add points to street fighting or save them for other skills?" Gwen wondered aloud.
"I think I'll put my points into street fighting. After all, in this world, my focus is on fighting. Besides, the h...
2025-03-09 17:27:43 +0000 UTC
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HELLOOOO!!
This is Peter Parker speaking directly from body two.
Why am I speaking from body two and not body one?
Because in my native universe, I’m eating Cheetos and watching anime!
But here in the MCU, I’m walking with the girls through the streets, admiring the differences...
2025-03-09 17:26:40 +0000 UTC
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“How are we going to nerf ourselves?” Emily asked everyone in the room.
The people in the room were me and the girls.
“Banning powers?” Ursula suggested.
“I think it would get boring quickly, and Peter would just use technology, making us OP again,” MJ gave her opini...
2025-03-09 17:23:03 +0000 UTC
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Peter Parker is currently on a balcony, sitting in an armchair, staring blankly at the landscape with an expressionless face.
Peter Parker needs help.
Peter Parker is bored.
Peter Parker doesn’t know what to do.
"Peter Parker is a NEET." A beautiful feminine voice ...
2025-03-09 17:21:48 +0000 UTC
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New Parker Mansion - Planet Ego
Year - 2009
Presenter - Peter Parker
Hello, my friends. I must say that a year has passed since the wedding, and I must also say that I have made tremendous progress.
My technological development has taken an astronomical leap because of one si...
2025-03-09 17:20:25 +0000 UTC
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Inhale Haaah Do you smell that? No? Well, it’s the scent of 2008. What’s so surprising about 2008 in this world? Well, I don’t know! And that’s exactly the point.
This is Peter Parker, speaking from New York, to whoever’s listening.
After ...
2025-03-09 17:18:10 +0000 UTC
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Hey, I’m Peter Parker, and today is a special day for me.
Right now, I’m wearing a suit, and Aunt May, with her elderly appearance, is by my side, holding my arm.
Soon, a solemn yet delicate and light melody began to play.
The doors in front of me opened, and Aunt May and I ...
2025-03-09 17:16:14 +0000 UTC
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Hey, I’m Peter Parker, but soon, I will truly be Spider-Man.
Today, I enter as a man and leave as a spider.
Well, my friends, soon, I will be a true wizard.
Today, I enter as a Muggle and leave as a wizard.
Are you confused? Don’t be! By the end of this day, you’ll agree w...
2025-03-09 17:13:13 +0000 UTC
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Beep**beep I...am...the...robot...P3t3r-P4rk3r...surrender...humans...
Beep**beep Year...2007...location...Chamber of Evolution.
Sorry... Peter here.
Right now, I'm standing in front of the four cradles of creation.
Soon, all four opened simultaneo...
2025-03-09 17:12:01 +0000 UTC
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You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddy!...
Who recognized it? Ok, forget it.
Well, Peter Parker in the house.
Ten seconds have passed in the training chamber. That equates to 10 hours. But actually, thanks to the mental training pod, we could live in a stable and concrete lucid dream...
2025-03-09 17:10:20 +0000 UTC
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We are Peter.
Well, even though I have a symbiote, it is completely controlled by me. And me + me = me... okay, I lied. Following mathematical logic, me + me = 2me. But that’s beside the point. "We are Peter" isn't wrong, hehehe.
Anyway, what I mean is that the symbiote is not a sec...
2025-03-09 17:08:54 +0000 UTC
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Yohohoho, Merry Christmas! You can call me Santaracne! Or SpiderClaus! My friends call me motherfucker, which is why I don’t have friends, but that’s beside the point. Well, for me, Christmas is far away, but for you? Who knows?!
Anyway, let’s get to the point.
A week has passed...
2025-03-09 17:06:51 +0000 UTC
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Hey, hey apple... cough cough I mean, hi, I'm Peter, Peter Parker, nice to meet you.
Well... oops, almost forgot to include the place and date.
Parker Mansion – 2007
There, much better. Now, where were we? Oh, right, I remember...
We just g...
2025-03-09 17:02:30 +0000 UTC
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Whitebeard wasn’t as injured as in the original, and because Emily was there, the marines were intimidated and unsure how to proceed.
Well, it seems Teach miscalculated, and right now, he’s getting beaten up by Whitebeard.
"Whitebeard doesn’t have much time left. But what the he...
2025-03-09 16:59:37 +0000 UTC
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"...The Whitebeard pirates are a pack of cowards. But considering who your leader is, that's no surprise! Whitebeard is a loser from a bygone era!" Akainu mocked.
Ace, who was running to escape, stopped.
"A loser?" Ace said, and soon his fists and body ignited in flames.
He turn...
2025-03-09 00:09:08 +0000 UTC
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"Hey Tony, where's Pepper?" M.J. asked.
"Pepper is dealing with that big, scary monster called paperwork. Bah, I don’t get why she doesn’t just let J.A.R.V.I.S handle everything. She says it needs a human touch. Women..." Tony started complaining but quickly fell silent as he was stared...
2025-03-09 00:07:52 +0000 UTC
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