Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (01/13/24)
It's another episode of America's acclaimed race-swapping reality show Black. White.!
Will white dad ever be given the chance to handle racism better than black dad?
Will black son stop acting like a "gangsta"? (buying a $100 watch)
Wil...
2024-01-14 17:41:27 +0000 UTC View Post
It's another episode of America's acclaimed race-swapping reality show Black. White.
Will white dad ever be given the chance to handle racism better than black dad?
Will black son stop acting like a "gangsta"? (buying a $100 watch)
Will white mom find the essence of true b...
2024-01-14 00:55:38 +0000 UTC View Post
TODAY: We sensitively and even gracefully cover the Hasidic Tunnel in Brooklyn--dug by entitled Gen Z snowflakes trying to create a safe space in the walls of their basement synagogue.
We address the weirdness of the situation, the open anti-semitism it triggered, and share our ...
2024-01-11 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Jan 6th, everybody. We celebrate this special day by bringing Brace Belden of True Anon onto the show to denounce his new board game STORM THE CAPITAL.
We call on liberal witnesses from the Newswe...
2024-01-08 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAudio from DEATH CHAT 500 (01/06/24)
Today we celebrate the anniversary of Jan 6th by reviewing new footage and audio from the event, in which desperate Patriots cry about revolution to secret service agents with guns pointed at their faces
ALSO: We explain the plot of Tenet to any po...
2024-01-08 01:40:09 +0000 UTC View Post
WE'VE GOT NEW INSANE FOOTAGE OF JAN 6TH, X.COM USERS WOOING WOMEN WITH TENET MOVIE EXPLAINERS, KATT WILLIAMS SAYING EPSTEIN WANTED TO SUCK HIM OFF, AND MORE
2024-01-07 00:58:48 +0000 UTC View PostTODAY: We review some awesome, pro-Israel musical satire with a parody(?) cover of Foo Fighter’s Learn to Fly: “Ready to Eliminate Hamas” by the Joo Fighters. What the hell is happening
ALSO: We cover the K-Hive die-hards supporting Biden online by celebrating the NYPD crackdown on pr...
2024-01-04 04:29:04 +0000 UTC View PostToday we break down the conservative circular firing squad known as Calendargate--who's mad, who's definitely not mad, who's demonic, and who's muslim.
Is a bikini beer calendar unchristian? Are sexy ladies a slippery slope to Dylan Mulvaney? Were WWII pin-ups a source of strength our boys ...
2024-01-01 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAudio from DEATH CHAT 500 (12/30/23)
Today Alex and Tony disagree on how ass Love Actually is before reading from an American Enterprise Institute editorial about so-called conservative rap songs. We'll be the judge of that.
Music: Ghais Guevara - Fuck The Nordic Model
Watch the...
2024-01-01 03:06:52 +0000 UTC View Post
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2023-12-31 00:55:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Merry X-Mas! We’re celebrating by calling Civil War 2 on the Communist Supreme Court Justices in Colorado, who ruled to remove Trump from the state’s presidential ballot.
We find nascent rumblings of “direct action” against major cities—talk of blocking food and supplies going fro...
2023-12-25 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAudio from DEATH CHAT 500 (12/23/23)
TODAY ON DEATH CHAT 500: We finish Episode 3 of Black. White. and it is a doozy.
We finally get Bruno’s origin story thanks to white mom standing up to him, while multiple subjects redeem themselves before reverting back to being very stupid.
... 2023-12-25 00:47:32 +0000 UTC View Post
We're finishing Episode 3 of Black. White.
We finally get Bruno’s origin story thanks to white mom standing up to him, while multiple subjects redeem themselves before reverting back to being very stupid.
2023-12-24 00:58:20 +0000 UTC View Post
TODAY: First, an update on Geezer's health and appreciation for everyone's kind words. She'll hopefully be ok.
THEN: Gay raw naked butt sex in the Senate?? No!!!! I keep my democracy in there!!!!
ALSO: A tap-dancing rendition of The Nutcracker has the right wing saying, "See? This is ...
2023-12-17 22:36:45 +0000 UTC View PostSorry, folks. Had a pet emergency come up and I’m not going to be home in time for the show. I’ll try to keep everyone updated for a possible makeup chat. Thanks for your patience
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2023-12-17 00:07:19 +0000 UTC View PostTODAY: We dive into the story the news won't show you: a widely-reported video of a Virginia man's house exploding.
People are citing his unstable linkedin posts as proof he was onto something big, and even posing as him posthumously in order to get the message out there: Something is...
2023-12-11 04:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (12/09/23)
TODAY: We chat about a couple modern screamo bands and a show Tony went to last night, and Tony explains the politics of big-guy stage-dives
For the main event we watch (some of) Episode 3 of race-swapping reality show Black. White., where Bruno an...
2023-12-11 02:39:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Today, America's favorite race-swapping realty show Black. White. returns to DEATH CHAT, as we watch Episode 3 of the insane artifact of the early/mid 2000s.
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2023-12-10 00:35:16 +0000 UTC View Post
TODAY: the FBI tried to “whack” Derek Chauvin? And we have original reporting from Facebook proving it?
Also: Elon Musk is asked about his antisemitic comments by the NYT, who allows him to repeat those antisemtic views without comment
And the billionaire X owner says “Frick Off...
2023-12-04 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostAudio from Death Chat 500 (12/02/23)
TODAY: We read reviews of Jingle Smells from bewildered and frustrated 70 year-olds trying to navigate Rumble's shoddy interface.
We listen to more political butt rock in the form of the Jay Sekulo band, and learn what blues music sounds like...
2023-12-03 19:42:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Today we’re discussing Jingle Smells, a bizarre Christmas movie produced by Sean Hannity and the conservative American Center for Law and Justice (Trump lawyers).
We follow Nick, a PTSD alcoholic veteran of Afghanistan who can’t compete with his handsome, rugged Police Chief father Dust...
2023-11-30 04:44:50 +0000 UTC View PostTODAY: Killer Cop Derek Chauvin gets shanked in prison. Conspiracy theorists say it’s because their pro-Chauvin documentary was too good.
ALSO: the right wing in Dublin riot after a suspected migrant allegedly slashes several people, including children.
We examine the effort to link...
2023-11-27 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAudio from DEATH CHAT 500 (11/25/23)
TODAY:
A Tesla driver "disrupts" our ability to leave a parking garage
What if a girl and country music, but screaming?
What if a laughably inept pop singer, but AI?
And pro-life poetry wwith a modern pop twist (a U2 single from t...
2023-11-26 19:33:18 +0000 UTC View Post
JOIN US
TODAY:
A Tesla driver "disrupts" our ability to leave a parking garage
What if a girl and country music, but screaming?
What if a laughably inept pop singer, but AI?
And more! Maybe that pro-life beat poetry I mentioned last week!
2023-11-26 00:55:22 +0000 UTC View PostFIRST: A protest at the DNC brings out the partisan Dems on twitter, who compare the demonstration to “actual colonizing” and quote architects of the Iraq war to support their points.
THEN: Trump’s #1 enemy Michael Rappaport says even he might vote for Trump because of how expensive n...
2023-11-23 04:49:09 +0000 UTC View PostTODAY: we catch up with the horrors Israel is inflicting on Gaza, and talk about the strange American political realignments happening around it:
Elon Musk endorses the antisemitic, white-nationalist "great replacement theory," and noted zionist Ben Shapiro comes to his defense, going as fa...
2023-11-20 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (11/18/23)
$150 rusty Cybertruck Beers, and the men who buy them
Our review of the new Andre 3000 album
and finally, MORE pro-life poetry... this time from the Rocker For Life himself: Bryan Kemper
EDIT: Well, we didn't get to the pro-life stuff i...
2023-11-20 00:35:48 +0000 UTC View Post
$150 rusty Cybertruck Beers, and the men who buy them
Our review of the new Andre 3000 album
and finally, MORE pro-life poetry... this time from the Rocker For Life himself: Bryan Kemper
EDIT: Well, we didn't get to the pro-life stuff in this episode. I guess you could say, "it ...
2023-11-19 00:56:37 +0000 UTC View Post
