CLASSIFIED 03: BODYCAM
(GCN music)
VICKI VALE: This is a GCN Special Report. I’m Vicki Vale.
JACK RYDER: And I’m Jack Ryder. Two explosions rocked Gotham City’s East Side last night, as the Monarch Card Factory and the ACE Chemicals Plant were attacked by an as-o...
2017-10-29 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
CLASSIFIED 02: INTERVIEW
GORDON: Alright Harvey. Let’s start with why you’re here.
HARVEY: It ain’t as safe as it used to be. (coin flip)
GORDON: And whose fault is that?
HARVEY: If I knew, I wouldn’t be here.
GORDON: Do you know about the murders?<...
2017-10-29 14:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
CRANE: ENTRY 015
CRANE: Disconcerting. It would seem that I have been beaten to the punch. Police are unconscious. Alive, but out. Dammit. Who would want to get the drop on – oof!
CRANE and JOKER: How did you – I didn’t – where’s Edward/where’s Eddie? – what? 2017-10-29 13:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
CRANE: ENTRY 014
CRANE: This isn’t fair. I don’t know why I was expecting it to be, but this isn’t fair. This riddle clearly has two answers. Ace Chemicals, or the Monarch Playing Card Factory. I – mm. I can’t choose one over the other. They both have compelling argument...
2017-10-28 22:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0135a (Salt)
???: Mr. Nygma. You have very spirited friends.
EDWARD: I can’t imagine who they get that from.
???: Amusing, Mr. Nygma. But I wonder if they know that words can carry consequences. Perhaps they need to be reminded of this. 2017-10-28 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
CRANE: ENTRY 013
(club noise)
SALVATORE: So then I says, “if he’s so tough, why ain’t he got a head no more, huh?” (laughs)
(female laughter)
SALVATORE: Who’s this clown?
CRANE: You got the wrong Rogue, round boy.
SALVATORE: Ladi...
2017-10-28 20:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
CRANE: ENTRY 012
CRANE: I found another recording behind Draper’s ‘The Lament for Icarus’.
???: Do you think yourself a god, Dr. Crane? Do you not bleed? Edward does. Verbal scars can pierce the flesh, and then the salt will burn. Choose your words wisely, Crow. ...
2017-10-28 19:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
CRANE: ENTRY 011
CRANE: (wheezing) Well, this is – admittedly – not the way I wanted it to end. (coughing) (dinging noise) Worth a shot. One. Eight. Two. Zero. (rumbling of a door opening) Thank you – I think it’s time to get home. (coughing) Thank you. Everyone. Of all th...
2017-10-28 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
CRANE: ENTRY 010
(creaking floorboards as he walks)
CRANE: Anybody home? Hello? If you’re trying to intimidate me, you will have to try much, much harder than that. You there. No sudden movements, now. We need to have a few words. I think it’s time to shed a little light...
2017-10-28 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
CRANE: ENTRY 009
(beeping of a phone number being dialed; ringing; picks up)
LIBRARIAN: Gotham City Public Library.
CRANE: Well hello there. I was wondering if I could inquire as to the whereabouts of a few titles in your possession.
LIBRARIAN: I’m sorry ...
2017-10-28 16:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
ENTRY: CRANE 008
CRANE: I don’t know how much safer I feel in the light. But one must adhere to the posted hours of the Public Library. Now these books are all of a similar genre, so they should be in the Fiction section.
JERVIS TETCH: I – I must make them go away...
2017-10-28 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
ENTRY: CRANE 007
CRANE: Well here we are. Cavalier Shipping Depot.
STRANGER: Excuse me. Can I help you with somethin’?
CRANE: Now I just have to get inside…
STRANGER: Hey. Buddy. What are you doin’ here?
CRANE: Good evening sir! Wonderful night...
2017-10-28 14:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
ENTRY: CRANE 006
CRANE: Above all else, I am no Riddler. I have often found riddles a waste of a sane man’s time. However, with no alternatives, I’m forced to wade through the mind of Edward Nygma and his insufferable games. Even though it appears that his hand is being forced...
2017-10-28 13:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
CLASSIFIED 001: BODYCAM
BULLOCK: Yo, Rieger. Bag this, get it outta here.
GORDON: Ah, what a damn mess.
BULLOCK: Runnin’ ballistics. Examiner’s “caught in traffic”.
GORDON: I ordered the signal up.
BULLOCK: Ah, speak of the devil.
ENTRY: CRANE 005
CRANE: I have returned from the Monarch Theatre. This was waiting for me in the box office.
???: Say it, Edward. Just like we rehearsed.
EDWARD: (breathing heavily) Strike one…
???: You’re going to have to try harder than that, Dr. Crane.&nbs...
2017-10-27 22:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
ENTRY: CRANE 004
A sincere thank you to those who alerted me as to the presence of the police outside my abode. I can only assume they’re waiting at my office at Arkham as well, and while the plan to expose Basil Karlo went off without a hitch, I am now left without a base of op...
2017-10-27 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
ENTRY: CRANE 003
Something is wrong here. Very troubling. Has anyone noticed that Edward Nygma’s latest posts are a little… on the nose? The man has an acerbic personality at the best of times, but there is something amiss, namely in the matters of the gray.
To be ...
2017-10-27 20:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
ENTRY: CRANE 002
There are several methods one could utilize when introducing a weaponized toxin to a human subject. Today we will disregard the use of solid forms as this method would not be effective in combat scenarios. Because toxin directly affects the brain, inhalation would...
2017-10-27 19:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
ENTRY: CRANE 001
While often considered irrational, fear is a necessity in order to survive. However, to control fear, one must first understand fear. Webster’s Dictionary describes fear as ‘a distressing emotion aroused by impending danger, evil, pain, et cetera, whether the ...
2017-10-27 18:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0135
EDWARD: So many more messages to come home to! Well – lucky, lucky me! Alright, my adoring fans. Let’s see what you have to say to the Riddler. Anonymous asks: Is Clayface as dunderheaded as he seems? Are his brains made of clay too?
TRS - Casefile #0134
EDWARD: No, I don’t know what it means. It’s just numbers. No, I don’t know how it got there. Oh shit, it’s… (clears throat) Good evening, one and all! It’s your good friend the Riddler here again, and contrary to what people have been saying, I am...
2017-10-27 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0133
EDWARD: So I just… and now it’s… it’s recording. Yes, yes, thank you, Echo. Query, Query – whichever. Hello there – adoring public! It’s your favourite Prince of Puzzles here once again, pandering to the masses for an as-of-yet unknown purpose. S...
2017-10-27 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0132
EDWARD: Every once in a while, I take it upon myself to help the strugglers of the world muddle their way through some quote unquote difficult riddles. Consider this a public service. Im-a-nerd-fear-me said: dear Riddler, I have a riddle that I’v...
TRS - Casefile #0131
EDWARD: Jordenmendes says: I need your opinion on this one. What’s a trait someone could have that could make them weak? Now don’t just say stupidity, ignorance, or something of that sort. Really think about it. What’s a trait ...
2017-10-27 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0130
EDWARD: Dear listeners, it is time for a small clearing house, I think. Occasionally, I receive several questions that touch upon similar themes. In the interests of efficiency, let’s expedite the process, shall we? Rather than have me lecture you, I shall e...
2017-10-26 22:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0129
EDWARD: realityhelix asks: Salutations, Riddler! Since your choice of vocation tends to put you in danger of physical injury, have you ever set your mind towards the martial arts? They are often as much a mental as a physical discipline, and with your ...
2017-10-26 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0128
EDWARD: artists-asylum asked: What is it like to kill? Your fellow rogues seem to range from cold detachment to actively enjoying it. So how do you feel about it? Furthermore, if it won’t get you into trouble, who was your first?
You c...
2017-10-26 20:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0127
EDWARD: Anonymous asks: What’s your take on mind control, hypnosis? Have you ever used it? What do you think of people who do use it, like Jervis Tetch, for example?
Oh dear. There seems to be a theme afoot. Perhaps I have ...
2017-10-26 19:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0126
EDWARD: Before I answer this question, I would very much like to apologise. Due to a clerical error, I have lost the username of the person who posed this question to me. However, I shall answer it to the best of my ability.
Unknown asks: &...
2017-10-26 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0125
EDWARD: Anonymous asks: Fuck, marry, kill: The Gotham City Sirens. Which one is which?
and
Anonymous asks: Kill, fuck, marry: The Gotham City Sirens?
Oh, good grief....
2017-10-26 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post