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Scrooge (from A Muppet Christmas Carol)

I love this movie, and I love singing.

And I love, LOVE pushing myself to see what I can do in ONE. TAKE.

Enjoy!

Waiting4Codot - Snow/Heat Miser (Rogues Version)

I mean, it just makes sense, right?

Edward Nygma as Snow Miser
Jonathan Crane as Heat Miser

Just a bit of fun that I wanted to share. ENJOY!

GOOD OMENS: CHAPTER TWO[POINT]FIVE

Written by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

Performed by Codot

Waiting4Codot - We'll Meet Again

So what would the epilogue to Lockup's Lockdown be if things had gone south?

Something like this.

The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0170

TRS - Casefile #0170 (Lockup's Lockdown Epilogue) 

(CRANE’s office door creaks open)

EDWARD: I never thought I’d have to do this. Seriously, the thought never crossed my mind. I imagined that on the day of your unfortunate passing, Jon would build you a pyre, douse ...

The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0169

TRS - Casefile #0169 (Lockup's Lockdown Finale)

EDWARD: Oswald, come in.

OSWALD: Oswald here. Have you made your decision?

EDWARD: I have. (sigh, long pause) Send Harvey up. We’re in the third floor laundry - tell him to watch his step.

OSWALD: Very good. Harve...

The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0168

TRS - Casefile #0168 (Lockup's Lockdown Part 4)

SELENA: I’ll go. Bane can keep doing his… thing down here.

OSWALD: No, absolutely not!

EDWARD: Is there a problem, Oswald?

OSWALD: I will not permit the Gotham City Sirens to re-form.

HARLEY: That’s not ...

The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0167

TRS - Casefile #0167 (Lockup's Lockdown Part 3)

OSWALD: Jervis stays with Joker; Harley will travel with you and Pamela, Edward – Harley’s plan sounds the more feasible. Do what you can for Joker.

EDWARD: Right. (clicks) Joker – a word, if you will.

JOKER: Harley...

The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0166

TRS - Casefile #0166 (Lockup's Lockdown Part 2)

OSWALD: Pamela, you go with Edward. Harvey, you stay here with me.

HARVEY: Fair enough, but we think you’re making a mistake. At least we play fair – this bitch won’t even pick a side. She doesn’t care about anyone but ...

Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 047

CRANE: ENTRY 047 (Welcome Friends)

FLYNN: Alright everybody; stay sharp. He can’t hide forever. (into radio) Bolton, this is Flynn – come in.

BOLTON: Bolton here. 

FLYNN: It’s a negative on a visual. We’ll keep you posted.

BOLTON: You get a visual, y...

The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0165

TRS - Casefile #0165 (Lockup's Lockdown Part 1)

HARVEY: What the fuck’s keepin’ him? It’s gonna be any minute now.

OSWALD: No idea. Hold on - is that him?

(Sound of running feet. EDWARD appears.)

OSWALD: What happened to you, dear boy? You look white as a s...

The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0164

TRS - Casefile #0164 (Behind Closed Doors)

(EDWARD knocks on the door.)

EDWARD: Jon? Are you in?

(The door, unlocked, opens with a slow creak.)

EDWARD: (to himself) You need some WD-40 for that door, old man. (louder) Jon? Are you here?

No response. EDWARD ...

The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0163

TRS - Casefile #0163 (Release Date)

EDWARD : It’s about time. This waiting for release business is for chumps. It’s been driving me insane.

HARVEY: Was that a joke?

EDWARD: Well, it takes one to know one.

OSWALD: I commend your devotion to learning how to be ...

Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 046

CRANE: ENTRY 046 (Paper Crane)

CRANE: Ikky, I’m sorry – I’ve been down in records all day. I just lost track of time.

CRANE: Oh, come on now. Don’t be like that.

CRANE: If you’re still sleeping under there, you might be the laziest damn bird I ever -

2017-11-05 22:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

GOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 017

CLASSIFIED 017: BODYCAM

(footsteps)

BOLTON: Nothin’ gets ya, huh? Nothin’ gets ya. Alright then.

JACK: Hey Lyle, you okay?

BOLTON: Never better, Jackie – never better.

(footsteps, opens CRANE’s office door)

BOLTON: Well well - hi, birdie.

Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 045

CRANE: ENTRY 045

EDWARD: No, it’s not a complaint, or an excuse, but it’s true regardless; society has always demanded more from me.

CRANE: Because of your intelligence.

EDWARD: Absolutely – More is asked of people with higher IQs.

JOKER: Ha!

HARVEY: ...

The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0162

TRS - Casefile #0162 (The Layman and the Stamen) 

DIGGER: Oo-wee! Arkham Asylum. Show me the crazy babes - I’ll set ‘em right.

EDWARD: George. What the hell are you doing here?

DIGGER: Eddie, baby! Would ya believe me if I said I went nuts?

EDWARD: Frank...

GOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 016

CLASSIFIED 016: SURVEILLANCE 

SELENA: Yeah, but I don’t WANT to do it. You’re missing the crucial point, here.

BATMAN: You know I wouldn’t ask you to do this unless it was important. Please?

SELENA: (sigh) FINE. But you owe me for this one. You owe me HUGE. ...

The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0161

TRS - #Casefile 0161 (Seeing a Man About a Hat)

JERVIS: (humming to himself, stops) You needn’t stand in the doorway, Edward. I smelt that godawful cologne of yours from the end of the hall.

EDWARD: Pleasant as always, Jervis.

JERVIS: Extending courtesy to those who ...

Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 044

CRANE: ENTRY 044

(CRANE is working at his desk, muttering to himself. He picks up his coffee cup)

CRANE: Shit. Back in a minute, Ik. Need to refuel.

(CRANE walks out of his office, down the hall to the shitty coffee vending machine. The cup fills up, he picks it up and...

GOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 015

CLASSIFIED 015: Surveillance

(Arkham Alarm Activates)

BOLTON: Whoa whoa whoa! What the fuck is this?

GUARD: Transfer from Blackgate. Five inmates.

BOLTON: Ah shit. That’s tonight? Fuck it, alright, bring ‘em in.

(Shuffling of chained inmates)

BOLT...

Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 043

CRANE: ENTRY 043

JOKER: I’m telling you, you’ve got the wrong guy! It’s a frame! A fix! A damn dirty cover-up!

GUARD: You gassed the city from on top of a parade float.

JOKER: Show me the proof! Where’s your evidence, QC? I’m innocent, guvnor!

GUARD: It...

GOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 014

CLASSIFIED 014: HOSPITAL SURVEILLANCE

(Gordon is asleep; stirring)

GORDON: Bull? Bull!

BULLOCK: I…

GORDON: Yes?

BULLOCK: I need…

GORDON: You need…

BULLOCK: …a drink.

GORDON: Heh, ladies and gentlemen, Harvey Bullock. Here you go. 2017-11-04 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

GOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 013

CLASSIFIED 013: BODYCAM

GUARD: Alright, here he comes!

(Door opens)

GUARDS: Hey! Welcome back, Lyle!

BOLTON: Good to be back. Look at all this…

(GUARDS laugh)

BOLTON: Just for me?

GUARD: Hasn’t been the same without ya!

BOLTON: And thi...

The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0160

TRS - Casefile #0160 (Visiting Hours)

(Beeping of a heart monitor is heard.)

EDWARD: Jon. You’re looking… well?

JON: Shut up. I look like death and you know it.

EDWARD: Hey, I tried. It’s not my fault I can’t lie without using riddles.

JON: Edwa...

GOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 012

CLASSIFIED 012: BODYCAM

(Sound of squelching footsteps through the mud)

JASON: Fuck, it stinks like shit here.

BATMAN: It's a pig farm, Jason.

JASON: Duh, Bruce. So where's the big porker hiding?

BATMAN: Heat signature says he's hiding in the barn.

JA...

GOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 011

CLASSIFIED 011: HOSPITAL SURVEILLANCE

(monitors beeping)

GORDON: (reading) He held on tightly to the wheel, and thought about the moment when he had truly thought he was going to die. He remembered the image of his daughter that had come to him, and it comforted him. Tears s...

GOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 010

CLASSIFIED 010: PRESS CONFERENCE

(crowd talking)

GORDON: Alright, everyone – settle down. Settle down. (cameras click, noise dies down) At 12:17am on June 4th, a raid was conducted on Valentino Farm after receiving information from an anonymous source. After a brief sweep ...

The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0159

TRS - Casefile #0159

LUCENZO: Who is riding? What is Hessian?

EDWARD: German Mercenaries, generally associated with the American Revolution, but that’s neither here nor there.

LUCENZO: You!

CRANE: Edward.

EDWARD: Jonathan. Arkham just hasn’t been the sa...

The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0158

TRS - #Casefile 0159

EDWARD: Well, that was terrible. Let’s never do that again.

(IKKY flies off, caws)

EDWARD: Ikky! Wait! Will you… just… wait?? Oh… Oh Jon… how could you do this to an F1?

(EDWARD opens the truck door)

EDWARD: Out of gas. Guess ...