Myth Busted audio Script

(Rain, storm) (Your steps make the Wood crack) (Enter the abandoned House) (A few steps in, and the door closes itself after you enter. The storm is muffled, and you can now clearly hear a stomach) 

(Small chuckle-) I gotta admit, my stalking abilities have taken a great hit since I arrived at this town. (She Falls gracely in front of you) 

I wasn't expecting dessert so soon. (You try to open the door, miserably) Quit whining, lower life form. You are a human in front of me, an Elder vampire. Prevent me from thrashing your body, and follow me.

(She begins talking, and you follow her. As you approach the room, some muffled screams can be heard) From now on, your only purpose is to nourish my body with your flesh, I Hope you understand that. I'm not a Monster, so just please Take a Seat. I’ve prepared this whole Feast in case anybody stepped in. (She puts your chair right)  I like my food properly filled. 

If you don't mind, I Will continue where you interrupted me.(Open mouth) (5-6 gulps, finished with a bigger one). (She cleans her mouth)(Exhale some Air through nose, as if Satisfied) Although inferior, humans make great light snacks. (Pause) Hhhmmm? Why do you look so surprised? This is common among Elder vampires like me. (Short pause) Drink Blood? Well, we used to do that. But this way, none is spilled, as you see. It's the responsibility of a higher Hunter not to waste a single bite from its prey. Do not worry, I Will treat you the same way. 

Human, I still haven't seen you eaten anything. Do you not feel the honor to be nutrients for a higher being like me? I'm ALMOST doing you a favor (Tiny, sinister chuckle). (Pause) As you wish, I Will have you with the guarnition that should have been your filling. 

In that case, you won't mind If I Take that roasted Wild boar in front of you? (Pause) Very well. In that case,I won't listen to any regrets later. (Pause) (Open mouth, but interrupt-) Hhhmmm…? Why have my stalking abilities been downgraded since I'm in this town? 

(Short Chuckle) People have not stopped invading my territory since I settled down here. My role as an elder vampire was to consume all trespassers. What I did not expect is for them to come so close one to another. Here you caught me as I finished digesting a group of friends that wanted to stay a night. They acomplished their objective. As part of my body, but acomplished their objective nonetheless~ (Small chuckle) 

 Another prey stepped in not later after that, this one (bellypats). Then you appeared. It's hard to remain in the shadows when my digestive tract cant have a single break. 

How many were there in the Friends group? (Short Chuckle) My answer? Not… Enough~ (Loud laugh) 

Now, if you are Happy with your answers, please let me continue my meal. I Will not tolerate yet another interruption. (Open mouth) (4-5 gulps) Aaaaahhhh~ This starts to look like a properly filled belly, don't you think, food~? For a low vampire, that is! (small laugh) Yeah, I’ve eaten Docens of times this amount. It's not like one more pitiful human would mean anything for my apet-  (Massive Loud burp) 

No, no, no, nooooo! (Smash on the table) (Heavy panting) I was doing well! I was doing so ~aaahhn~ fucking well! I totally looked like an Elder vampire ~oooohhn~ and not a worthless…! (Burp) Low vampire! 

(Sigh) I only had to eat you, and I would have been fine! A moaning ~mmmmhhh~ little bitch!! But FINE! Only resist till you were digested enough! BUT NOOO! My ass got all fed Up! “Look at this little shit, It thinks I'm all-powerful and his life depends on my Will. Let's brag a bit with my- (burp) gigant belly” And I ate a FUCKING boar!! When I was almost bursting with how immense this first Guy was! (Gulp saliva) (Panting) What was I thinking?!?!?

Look human (panting) just… Take me to my room… (Panting) I Will spare your Life this t- Ooooohhh~ time… I gotta concentrate on the long bellyache that (Small burp) Ooggh… Awaits me tonight… (Chair move, she gets Up). 

(As you both walk together through the House) My goood, my bellyyyy… (Panting) I d-dont owe you a t-thing! (Shy, blushy) M-My room is that one, third one on the left… Oooooohhh~~ Lift my gut a bit more p… please… 

(Drop on bed) Ok, ok…. (Inspire and expire through mouth) That doesn't hurt as bad… . I-Im not going to t… thank you human! In a perfect world you’d have been my…! (Hrk) (Burp) Oooohhh… Dont…! Laugh…! Ugh, forget It… 

(Pause) Im so mad at myself!! Sooooo…! Sooo close to have you both as my meal! Next time I wont ~aahhhnn~ Fa… fail…! You hear me?!? Im going to…!! (PoV starts rubbing the vampires belly) 

(Surprised, but cutely) W-w-w-w-what…? A-are you…? (Pause) Y-yeah my tummy is quite… big… (Pause) You… you think… So…? (Sound a bit proud) Yeah, I Guess its immense for a low vampire~ He… Heheheheh~ 

W-wait! What Im I saying? Don't you dare tease me! Next time I see you, I’ll send you directly down my gullet!!! Ooohh and I Will have room~ Mark my words~ 

Now Leave! I got… A (Burp)… digestion to Take care of… (Pause) Wa… wait! You might be u… useful… Bring me tomato juice… It Will help me with- ~aahhnn~... W-w-with… these two… S… Sit over there and… D-d-dont… let… Anybody in for the Next… thirty hours…O… Okay…? (Audio starts to Fade) (Pause) Do you know what to do If I have a food coma?