Lamia Clash - July comm Raffle audio script

Here we have the script for July's raffle winner~ Your wife and your bratty exgirlfriend lamias battling for you~ Who Will win~?

(You arrive at your House. As you open the door, you can listen to some gurgles. A bratty voice starts talking to you) Hellooooo honey! I decided to forgive you for what you did to me. (Short pause) NO! I forgive you!! It was your fault I cheated on you!! You should have given me way more attention! ( Short pause) (Sigh) I Saw you got one new Big House to get my ass sitting around all day, so I guessed I could give you another chance~ ( Mid sentences, you start walking towards the kitchen) You should apologize for having me in that lame little House of yours, but to show you how great I am, I already forgave you for it~ (Bratty laugh) I'm just that great~

Oh no there’s not (burp) much left in the kitchen~ (Bellypats) Only that filthy vegetables… Ugh… You know I only eat meat! (Annoyed) Why the fuck do you buy that garbage!? (Mocking voice) “I didn't know you were coming” Shut Up!!  This is not the way to start our relationship, Jackass!! You have to think more about me. Oh yeah, I also ate the maid Who was cooking, and two (burp) delivery guys. Still, lunch aint made Up yet. (Mocking) “I just came from work and you ate the maid cooking” And I must be Happy with that?!? Fuck off!! Just for that, I get to cheat on you once. Now, make me a fucking proper meal or I Will get to cheat on you AGAIN!! (Sigh ->) Aaaaahhh~ It's so great to be with you again~ (Audio fades)

(Audio appears again) (Belly gurgles are evidently louder) (Licking fingers - like there was sauce in them) (Burp) (Lick lips) I started to forget your cuisine~ (Bellypats) This is a warning: Next time, bring twice as much. I’m able to eat more than last time we were together, a single stewed bison won't make the cut Next time. Now, fuck off. I don't want to see your ugly face while I'm digesting-.... (Interrupted) 

(Sound of Keys) (Open door) (Another lamia walks in) (You walk towards her) 

Oh. I didn't know we had a visit. 

S-so… p… pretty…

Well thank you (Warm laugh). How have you been, love? (French kiss) 

L-l-l-l-lo…? (Gulps saliva) (She is Speechless. Add whatever sound you can think of, it's hard to Write down)  e-e-e-e-e-eh…? Ah… uh…?

What… happened to the kitchen…? Its head over heels- (Interrupted) 

SHUT!!! THE FUCK!!! UP!!! YOU SAID LOVE?!?!? YOU ARE THE LARD ASS MY HONEY LEFT ME FOR!?!? You…! You left me for this fat ugly bitch?!? Y-you Leave the prettiest lamia alive For… for… For that fucked Up one?!?!? (Long Sigh) Yeah… You are that kind of an idiot. 

I Guess you are the exgirlfriend I’ve been told about so much (Warm laugh) 

That's right!! I'm the only one for MY!! Honey. 

I'm impressed. Did she also eat everything except for vegetables? (Short pause) (Loud laugh) She has put on a lot of weight too! A brainless compulsive eater! You perfectly predicted all of It! Hahahahahaha! 

WEIGHT?!? You fucking fat sausage!! NO!! You are a skinny little shit!! What kind of meat is  going to be more attractive?!? My massive juicy milkers or that flat table you have as a Chest?!?

(In low volume, as the other talks) Oh hey they are C cups. (Stop low volume) Well… What now, love? 

STOP CALLING HIM LOVE!!! (Little surprise Scream) Kyaaa!! You're throwing at me barbecue sauce shithead?!?!? That's It!!! Im going to fucking digest both of you!!! (Open mouth) Aaaahhh~ (Interrupted) Kyaaa!! (She hits the floor. Your girlfriend starts swallowing through the tail)

What are you doing?!? You are all Bones!! It's impossible you can swallow me!! (Proud voice/mocking her) Look, here comes the people bulge~ (Short pause) Oh that skinny bich has room for something… Good luck with those massive food bulges!! Your pretty face has nothing to do against them~ (Short pause) (Gulps saliva) (Sound nervous) The… b-bison i-is the biggest one…! Y-y-you’ll choke to… to death…! (Short pause) Hah!!! I told you!! Only experimented lamias can…!! (Scream) Aaaahhh she did It!! Honey! Honey stop her!! I'm so sorry!!  she is gonna…! 

(I'm gonna need a long swallowing sequence. Big, long gulps (get the mic close to your throat). 10-20 gulps total. Evenly spaced 1 every 4 seconds. Through the sequence, ONLY breath loudly through your nose. From time to time add little effort sounds. “Mmh” “mph..” hhhmmm!”, and irregularities in your nose breathing. Anything else you might wanna add into It is welcome. When you reach the bison part, move to slower gulps, with more effort. End like Next line starts)

(Gulp) (Close mouth) (Last, Big Gulp) (Satisfaction) Aaaaaahhhh~ (Slow, sexy panting) Ulp- (A burp comes out, but you stop It on your mouth) (Big burp) (Moan) Ooooohhh~~ (Licks fingers) 

(As she is panting) I'm not used to… (gulps saliva) these mountains of meat~ (a moan, not pain) Ooogghh~~ I need to catch my breath~~ (Long, sexy panting) # (PoV starts rubbing her belly) Oh~ Thanks (burp) love~ (Long nose inhale) (mouth exhale) (Short pause) That must be the biggest lamia I’ve ever seen or eaten… Didn't she was like…? Three meters longer than me…? And… Obnoxiously- (burp) overweight? That sweet and tender body disguised the tons of food her tail stored as fat…! After the bison I felt like I was gonna EXPLODE hahahahahaha! 

Hmm…? (Looking at her belly) (Out of breath) She is still (burp) going at It…! (Sigh) Suits me well for being so greedy... I haven't heard a single complain about you, though~ (Warm laugh) I like It as much as you- (Interrupted)

(Lamia squirms) (Soft moan) Oooohh~ I can't think clearly with her struggling on my… (Burp) human stomach. Help me get her down, love. (Pause) One… two… Push…! Aaaaaahhnn~~... Once more… She isnt easy to get down… One…. Two… push…! Mmmmmmhhhh~ Aaaaaahhhhh~~ (Massive burp) Oooohh~ (Small laugh) That's so much easier to handle~ (Lick lips) (Short pause) When was the last time you Saw me this bloated? (Short pause) (Small laugh) Our honeymoon~~ You hired sixteen fire dancers Who ended their performance inside me~ (Burp) Ooohh~ Such great memories. I can't figure out how you saved enough to hire them without me realizing. (Loud laugh) (In between laughs) What face was I supposed to do~? They threw three dancers down my throat!! I didn't know what was going on! (Laugh) (Burp) (Keep laughing) (Final sigh)

But enough about me. That bratty gal is my problem now (warm laugh: hm hm hm hm hmmm~). (Short pause) Did you have lunch? (Short pause) You must be exhausted, let me cook something for you. (Short pause) You prefer to stay with me~? Oooohh~ <3 (small Burp) (Tiny laugh) Expect more from those. There are plenty more coming~ 

How was today’s work? (Short pause) Really? Even with that though meeting you had today? (Short pause) I'm really Happy to hear that, love. (Short pause) Mine…? Let's say that massive meal made my day~ (Burp) (exhale). Y… You just said… dessert…? (Audio fades away)

(She nearly finished digesting the other lamia. Some soft gurgles can still be heard)

(Trying to wake you Up) LOOOOOOoooooove~? LOOOOOooooove~? (Short pause) Good morning, sleepyhead. (Short pause) (Warm laugh) Speechless~? (As she rubs them) My breasts were this Big when I woke Up. My face was pretty similar to yours too (small chuckle). Thing is… The meal hasn't been fully digested yet~ We can Expect further improvement in the Next hours~~ 

I'm dying to try them out, love~ What do you say~? Breakfast~? Bath~? Or now~? (Chuckle) 

For bratty Lamia as she is inside the wife:

I CAN'T! FUCKING! BELIEVE IT! THE ANOREXIC BITCH ATE ME!! UUUGghh this is what the looser's I eat have to put Up with…? Honey! Let me out!! I know you love me the most!! ( Angry) GET ME OUT NOW SHITHEAD!! 

Are you listening to me?!? STOP BEING FUCKING HAPPY!! 

No way your lame ass can digest me. I’ve seen needles with wider hips than yours. N-NO! STOP NOW!! YOU WILL GET INDIGESTION!! NOOOOOOOOOO…! (Gets down to snake stomach, ready to never be Heard again~)