Maya Ben David

I'm an entrepreneur

Added 2021-07-27 13:08:52 +0000 UTC

I dunno if you know this about me but i'm a hustler. Specifically a hustler in the most non lucrative ways imaginable. I just returned to my apartment after being away for 10 months and was terribly reminded that I not only started an after school childcare business but ALSO an art supplies e-commerce business. I am surrounded by unsold goods that whisper things to me like "just bite the cost of shipping and you shall prosper queen". I think the only way for me to physically cope with having to open my shop up again to get rid of my 100 pairs of hand painted elf ears (yes you read that correct) is to make a video about platform capitalism. I'm not a basic bitch so i'm not just going to make a video essay about it. I want to make a cursed object sing a song about etsy shops. I think it would be well suited if the character dons the bunny e-girl outfit i'm wearing in these photos and elf ears. Anyways, i'm happy I got a brain explosion and can turn my misfortunes into art.

Good news, I am finally back home with my Magen David necklace which I have strangely missed. I just feel like it gives me .5 more hot points and I really need those points spiritually. Also...I just like it. I was living in a small city and I couldn't find a replacement star of david ANYWHERE! I would be game for star of David's to become trendy with normies just so that they could trickle down to ME via second hand stores.

P.s if you are wondering what the drawing is of on the wall next to me. It is a hand drawn illustration of pregnant Harry Potter in autumn, looking contemplative.

-Your e-girl rat