After a blurry night of karaoke, Cassie Cruz is beginning to feel at home at Evil Inc. While demon-possessed beverages and assassination attempts marked her early days, Cassie now enjoys a more peaceful moment at her desk. As she reflects on their evolving workplace dynamics, it becomes clear that โnormalโ is a relative term in the world of corporate villainy.
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Panel 1:
Caption: Several days later...
Cassie Cruz, sitting at her desk with a red mug:
โI... I think the gang has warmed up to me.โ
Jeremy, standing across the desk:
โIt must be nice to enjoy coffee that hasnโt been possessed by a demon.โ
Panel 2:
Cassie, smiling and looking at her coffee:
โI dunno... I kinda miss seeing dirty words spelled out in the foam.โ
Panel 3:
Cassie, smirking:
โMy favorite was โtwatwaffle.โ It really required precision.โ
Panel 4:
Jeremy, surprised:
โHave the assassination attempts stopped?โ
Cassie: โI think so.โ
Jeremy: โYou think so??โ
Panel 5:
Jeremy, alarmed, reacting to a mass of green tentacles rising from the drawer that Cassie has just opened:
โWell, you tell me... Whatโs this about?โ
Panel 6:
Cassie, calmly sipping coffee while Jeremy is tangled in the tentacles:
โIโd say boundaries... and about three new Human Resources policies.โ
Painting With Night
2025-07-30 07:49:35 +0000 UTCJere
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