Criminally Stupid #18 - Dylan "Big Balls" Hafertepen
Added 2024-08-06 13:05:47 +0000 UTC"Giving the term 'big balls' new meaning"
Show Notes: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gjdHPAPwXW_bJTt-F2hLn13VKe3zLjaj/view?usp=sharing
Comments
Yo, where are the worms videos you guys (legally binding) promised here https://youtu.be/e9ueein-ynQ?si=dyUqT0GY4v8BMJCY&t=7582
Claymeister
2024-10-02 23:08:12 +0000 UTCMaybe I'm just not that invested criminally stupid but I forgot he was in this one 😬
Roman Achille
2024-08-22 20:42:54 +0000 UTCAs a member of the Dylan’s of the world, we disown the actions of mr big balls
Nalyd
2024-08-21 19:21:07 +0000 UTCI can’t get over how Jackson said San Francisco. It was super fluent!
RP
2024-08-18 06:27:01 +0000 UTCI need a video on zero from the smash community. Absolute creep who admitted to it but redacted it saying it was his suicide note.
Alexander
2024-08-16 06:28:01 +0000 UTCZillakami just got exposed as a pedophile, I recommend looking into it as hes a massive artist
Bozleon
2024-08-16 00:45:58 +0000 UTCI used to be one of Jackson’s pups
Dooney Darko
2024-08-15 23:57:01 +0000 UTCKaya acting like he dosen’t know gay lingo like bear is adorable
cole
2024-08-14 22:51:31 +0000 UTCman that mom was pulling at my heartstrings. how dare YOU!!
Timani Sitake
2024-08-14 21:22:24 +0000 UTCGive us "Immortality is stored in the balls" merch
Moist Amity
2024-08-14 14:58:38 +0000 UTCGreat episode guys
JHMacy
2024-08-14 00:32:14 +0000 UTCMe and Jackson said "what the fuck is dronification" at the exact same time
Khalil
2024-08-13 11:19:54 +0000 UTCI think it's better now he was barely in them anymore at the end I told my gf he was going to quit months ago
Dylan Ackerman
2024-08-10 23:52:02 +0000 UTCWell, theres fiscal reasons in certain countries too
Deochar
2024-08-10 22:14:39 +0000 UTCMan this show just ain't the same without Charlie
Rusty Shackleford
2024-08-10 01:04:29 +0000 UTCMmmmm I’m not sure this is it guys. I really, really like Kaya playing a pedo
Jamie Hind
2024-08-09 07:56:16 +0000 UTCPatreon only lets them upload a very limited amount of video per year since they make so much content they can only put the audio up. They have mentioned switching platforms to one that would allow them to upload more video but no word yet
Bronson
2024-08-09 05:46:07 +0000 UTCThe one podcast that doesn't have a missing member
pinheadlarry
2024-08-09 05:15:17 +0000 UTCmight wanna check the spelling in the episode title before you upload the public version
phsiic (sick)
2024-08-08 19:57:40 +0000 UTCAny reason you guys don't upload the video version here? I always listen on patreon right at release, but sometimes it would be nice to have the video version.
Mikey
2024-08-08 12:26:18 +0000 UTCPlankton will not steal my formula damn it.
The Boys
2024-08-08 02:56:22 +0000 UTCabsolutely wild but great episode. first episode I felt the need to tell someone else about irl
SubSwifty
2024-08-07 23:21:13 +0000 UTCI was thinking of Fallout 1. The Official Unity
Lentchunk
2024-08-07 22:34:53 +0000 UTCJackson gets pegged by a mistress confirmed
BeetlePunk98
2024-08-07 20:40:08 +0000 UTCAll the talk about “the master” kept reminding me of the always sunny episode where Dennis makes a man’s newsletter thing where he’s “the master” and Mac does all this ridiculous stuff to please him
Matthew davis
2024-08-07 20:23:06 +0000 UTCSome kinks should be shamed. Shame is healthy.
Western Philosopher
2024-08-07 19:58:55 +0000 UTCI never fully believed Kaya was autistic until I heard him read out that NDA.
Western Philosopher
2024-08-07 19:38:31 +0000 UTCI genuinely can't see and/ or hear the word "pup" the same again
Brandon Lee Stogdill
2024-08-07 18:01:40 +0000 UTCThat was the weirdest story I ever heard. I felt bad laughing at the mom at the end but it's just such an odd statement I had to laugh
beans
2024-08-07 16:41:10 +0000 UTCYep. But it's at least a week after premiering on Patreon
Chimera
2024-08-07 14:53:47 +0000 UTCJust joined patreon, are these episodes going on yt?
TreverG
2024-08-07 14:38:46 +0000 UTCI will inject your balls
red-rocket
2024-08-07 14:28:09 +0000 UTCFun fact: Not all contracts are legally binding just because you sign it. If you ever sign a contract, especially if it's like the one in this episode, and you want out just get a lawyer to look over it. Chances are it's illegal and unenforceable.
ZombieWolf2508
2024-08-07 14:09:25 +0000 UTCNo its Hafertepen, not Hefertepen
Christopher Milam
2024-08-07 14:01:03 +0000 UTCJackson was leaving too many little kinky bread crumbs to himself on this one
Majin Shrek
2024-08-07 13:54:44 +0000 UTCgreat episode
Cyonated
2024-08-07 12:00:37 +0000 UTCIt's "Hafertepen", not "Hefertepen"
red-rocket
2024-08-07 09:52:29 +0000 UTCDommy Jackson confirmed?
Abracadvre
2024-08-07 09:25:07 +0000 UTCMy younger brothers teammate on his high school wrestling team back in the day had naturally giant balls it was crazy to see this dude come out in a singlet got to see people get tee bagged in a north south position
Andrew
2024-08-07 05:34:37 +0000 UTCPetition to have Jackson electrocute Kaya every time he says it
beans
2024-08-07 00:01:15 +0000 UTCBanger episode, I’d love to see more non-pedos! Maybe a “Florida Man GrabBag?” We Florida men get up to some wacky hijinx. Also, a ShadMan episode would be fire. Jackson, my beloved, I don’t mean to pester, and please don’t over work yourself bc you already do too much, but I’m begging for After Reports. It’s genuinely one of my favorites, I love the Q&A and the peek behind the production curtain. I know the past month has prolly been crazy behind the scenes, Charles departing, finding new hosts, making the Red Thread Music, etc. don’t burn yourself out working on the shows please, I’ll be here whenever episode 4 drops :)
Twocan
2024-08-06 23:36:28 +0000 UTCListening to this podcast at work is already a risk 😭
Jack Jesus
2024-08-06 21:39:06 +0000 UTC😭😭😭
Jack Jesus
2024-08-06 21:31:00 +0000 UTCI like reading as you’re “gay after listening to this”
rahdays
2024-08-06 21:27:02 +0000 UTCjackson I can't listen to these live anymore because during the lionmaker episode my earbud died and discord automatically blasted him arguing about the age of consent through my phone speakers at work
cas.ko
2024-08-06 21:19:08 +0000 UTCAngus is literally juiced up Count Dankula
P4NG0L1N
2024-08-06 19:43:05 +0000 UTCKaya saying every pony was the audio equivalent of a flashbang
Blackjack
2024-08-06 19:27:06 +0000 UTCInflation (atleast from how they described it and how it applied to Dylan) just sounds like a fantastical/fantasy form of BDSM/Sub Dom.
Olgwyn
2024-08-06 19:07:04 +0000 UTCAs someone with the name jack and who is gay after listening to this i now need severe therapy
Jack Jesus
2024-08-06 18:49:54 +0000 UTCThe mom talking about her dead son was simultaneously gut wrenching and the funniest thing I've ever heard. I didn't know whether to cry or scream laugh when she said "injecting his balls FOR YOU". I don't know how anyone in that immediate area was able to keep composure
Ploooperdooper
2024-08-06 18:02:35 +0000 UTCWe need Jackson to attend a furry convention
Omar
2024-08-06 18:01:11 +0000 UTCThis was the worst shit to see live. Kaya did nothing but show the guys spead starfish with his two basketball nuts. 10/10 great podcast episode
July Apple
2024-08-06 16:14:35 +0000 UTCI’m going to touch your “big balls” Jackson
Unknown Jpeg
2024-08-06 16:07:36 +0000 UTCKaya like this comment or you love Jackson.
bigboi limpin
2024-08-06 15:59:42 +0000 UTCCriminally stupid more like criminally funny. This shit is hilarious.
bigboi limpin
2024-08-06 15:58:41 +0000 UTCIt’s a bad day to have my name I guess
Dylan
2024-08-06 15:56:20 +0000 UTCDamn! Y'all got this out quick
Tristen
2024-08-06 15:39:54 +0000 UTCJackson just needs to go on F-List and learn about kinks lol Furries are turned on by everything
DreccanOfAntlers
2024-08-06 15:00:45 +0000 UTCBack to back weeks of criminally stupid, let’s go
Khang Nguyen
2024-08-06 14:50:11 +0000 UTCOn instagram I made fun of hypocrites for something and people thought I was like them and endorsed them, my comment got reported and removed even though it was clearly mocking them, people who I was mocking didn’t get removed though. I feel your pain
T Mo
2024-08-06 14:41:59 +0000 UTCUsually for some marriage is more about in the eyes of God rather than just the secular government, because if its just that, whats the point?
Grelk
2024-08-06 14:18:53 +0000 UTC'What else means love then a legally binding contract'.... Jackson i have some terrible news for you about marriage mate🤣
Deochar
2024-08-06 13:35:51 +0000 UTCThanks for all the hard work y’all do. Keep up the great work!
Isidro Duarte
2024-08-06 13:30:28 +0000 UTCdamn filmed last night and already uploaded? great work guys
Tyler .
2024-08-06 13:25:29 +0000 UTC🔥💯💅💵💰🇺🇸♿️🆙🔫👺🥪🪰🤖
UnderwaterRohan
2024-08-06 13:15:01 +0000 UTCWE LOVE JACKSONS BIG BALLS LETS FUCKING GOOOO
Bruce
2024-08-06 13:13:10 +0000 UTCHelldivers grind and podcast time
Thegamingpro22
2024-08-06 13:12:38 +0000 UTC2hours!!!
Durann Patterson Jr
2024-08-06 13:12:10 +0000 UTCBig balls let’s go
MeMEGoingGreen
2024-08-06 13:11:20 +0000 UTCJackson you and Kaya are the main reason I haven’t stopped listening in 6 years, love yall🤍
Adrian Velasco
2024-08-06 13:11:09 +0000 UTCGood way to start the work day
M Polo
2024-08-06 13:11:05 +0000 UTCbro i looked at the google doc for like 2 seconds wtf💀🤣
austin red
2024-08-06 13:10:37 +0000 UTCLet’s go boys, this will get me through the next two hours of work
JakeP_2002
2024-08-06 13:10:23 +0000 UTClet’s goooooo
Nat
2024-08-06 13:09:57 +0000 UTCtwo hours lets go
Charlotte
2024-08-06 13:09:36 +0000 UTC
