The Official Podcast #408 - Erotic Role-Play Infidelity In Grand Theft Auto 5 (PC)
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Andrew’s Maxamillion voice sounds like Zapp Brannigan from Futurama lmaooo
Noah Bailey
2024-10-13 17:52:25 +0000 UTCI prefer cans, it’s less intrusive
RP
2024-10-11 23:15:30 +0000 UTCKKK
Helloface
2024-10-09 06:44:00 +0000 UTCKKK
beans
2024-10-07 02:28:46 +0000 UTCIn 2011, Japan was left in utter chaos after a devastating natural disaster. Knowing people needed guidance in this dire time, Hideo Kojima took to Twitter to calm the masses. His message was only two words, but it returned order his nation, and perhaps the entire world. "Earth Quakeman"
Me
2024-10-06 21:44:57 +0000 UTCKKK
Sigma, Kell of Rizz
2024-10-06 00:40:28 +0000 UTCKKK
Francisco Romero
2024-10-05 01:40:44 +0000 UTCI just realized the outro is the intro just lofied
Terry Stiffler
2024-10-04 21:14:04 +0000 UTCI agree, he's also the only one not involved in any of the other shows. Might be that his schedule only allows for the 1-2 hour appearance a week. But, I'd love to see a new show or a segment on the main show that's entirely his creative construction.
Ploooperdooper
2024-10-04 05:09:32 +0000 UTCGraham Hancock is very fact based with his information. He's been on the Joe Rogan podcast several times. Love listening to what Graham has to say, modern archaeology likes to dunk on him and ect. But he's got more questionable facts to further more questions that compares to the curriculum of history
Justin Tilley
2024-10-04 02:18:27 +0000 UTCcans make me laugh
Monae
2024-10-03 21:17:46 +0000 UTCAndrew really needs to bring a topic he's into. I know he's joking but man he uses the "ugh I don't want to do this" way too much
BobDirt
2024-10-03 19:24:48 +0000 UTCYou hate ghost 2 because you have to play as a girl, I hate it because I hated her character in 1, we are not the same
Neil Degrasse Bryson
2024-10-03 16:25:45 +0000 UTCBanger longer episode
Foxycon
2024-10-02 17:59:57 +0000 UTCMoonmoon is a name I haven't heard in many moons. Used to watch him stream Overwatch back in 2017. He was actually pretty funny!
Jacob Knarr
2024-10-02 03:56:56 +0000 UTCOrsan?
Warpup
2024-10-02 00:26:06 +0000 UTCI'm voting Kaya Orson
Warpup
2024-10-02 00:25:47 +0000 UTCWE'RE RICH
Deth Rogan
2024-10-01 12:54:35 +0000 UTCive been watching for a long time and this was one of my favorites in a minute that quiz at the end was so good
lanirus
2024-10-01 09:24:34 +0000 UTCAs one of your female viewers, I would prefer melons to cans for sure. Also love the Hideo Kojima quiz, it just reminds me how much I love those silly games 😂
Chloe Purcell
2024-10-01 09:20:38 +0000 UTCAs an autistic person, I can confirm we like sonic for some reason
Cami
2024-09-30 22:41:03 +0000 UTCAlternative title: nice cans
manxie
2024-09-30 20:53:59 +0000 UTCI like the quizzes
Nick
2024-09-30 16:17:55 +0000 UTCGreat episodes, but there’s some issue where it just goes silent and stops playing halfway through, it’s cutting out some good parts too
Jason
2024-09-30 14:09:37 +0000 UTCGreat episode boys, been loving the recent 3 man shows worth my $5
JakeP_2002
2024-09-30 13:07:46 +0000 UTCAndrew absolutely needs to be a guest on criminally stupid that voice is a 10/10
bigwilly
2024-09-30 08:09:27 +0000 UTCLoving the longer episodes you guys have been putting out lately
GuitarGuy115
2024-09-30 06:58:02 +0000 UTCThis episode was a complete banger, my wife is pretty much forced to listen to this every night to help me go to sleep
YungOwl
2024-09-30 03:39:34 +0000 UTCWhen you put cans on a string they dangle like big tits I’m guessing
YungOwl
2024-09-30 03:37:59 +0000 UTCGreat episode
harry girven
2024-09-30 02:38:00 +0000 UTCI’ve never played a Kojima game and I still got at least half of these answers, wow
Jamie Hind
2024-09-29 10:21:24 +0000 UTCAndrew please play Sonic Mania
Jonathan Grier
2024-09-29 06:28:44 +0000 UTCOn the melon or cans topic: if anyone referred to my boobs as melons, I would assume it was as a jest (I'm quite flat chested) If someone referred to them as cans I would call the police. I just wanna know, how can you compare boobs to cans? Do they rattle? Are they hollow? So many questions... But also, looking at boobs makes me go stupid too, id prolly say something dumb if I opened my mouth instead of looking at them in awe.
Max Sinclair
2024-09-29 02:43:57 +0000 UTCI hope someone reads this, 2 sentence horror has been perfected. Check out offlain on tik tok! Evil Larry, the creature, fuck you guy, and meat worm await!
Dr. Confessor
2024-09-29 00:29:44 +0000 UTCSonic Unleashed is one of the best sonics
GweeMan
2024-09-28 23:31:04 +0000 UTCGood ep. Missing a lot of audio tho
Lucais
2024-09-28 21:08:03 +0000 UTCGraham Hancock is a hack
Dustin
2024-09-28 18:26:45 +0000 UTCLet’s split the difference on female characters and do what Halo Reach did. Female characters who wear full suits of armor, aren’t sexualized at all, but have massive dump trucks that the camera occasionally lingers on a second or two longer than it should.
Western Philosopher
2024-09-28 16:38:26 +0000 UTCIncels forget that Tomb Raider exists, and Lara Croft is even more prevalent than Mario
DreccanOfAntlers
2024-09-28 16:09:58 +0000 UTCthe episodes have been great lately loving the games and the more casual topics
Jealous Lettuce
2024-09-28 15:43:06 +0000 UTCJackson, your usage of the word “reckon” has rubbed off on me over the years. Except when I say it in my accent, it makes me sound like a cowboy from 1843.
Western Philosopher
2024-09-28 15:25:52 +0000 UTC“Edgy” was definitely seen as cringeworthy by a lot of teens even back then. I reckon after a little over a decade at that point of everything being edgy, people were sick of it. It just didn’t stop advertisers.
Western Philosopher
2024-09-28 15:11:21 +0000 UTCAdd a question mark and an exclamation point
Lennon madrigal
2024-09-28 14:37:01 +0000 UTCSonic Mania was really good tbh
Casey Frazier
2024-09-28 13:55:54 +0000 UTCA lot of weird missing audio chunks from this one
Jacob G
2024-09-28 13:48:38 +0000 UTCFinna these nuts
Roger Cruz
2024-09-28 13:28:29 +0000 UTCThey aren’t great but at the time they came out they were fine
Roger Cruz
2024-09-28 13:28:05 +0000 UTCWhat happens on moonguard stays on moonguard. Gayyshire is a sacred place
lanirus
2024-09-28 12:25:31 +0000 UTCAnybody elts play links crossbow shootings range on the Wii. I for some reason loved this game and would suggest it to anyone as a fun in person arcade shooter game but for home.
Akuma
2024-09-28 12:21:49 +0000 UTC"Sega was the edgier one" Fun fact: E3 2003, Nintendo claimed their console was "edgier" Everyone wanted to be edgy back then, it wasn't seen as cringey I also don't at all believe the torture story guy is a real story. It reads like a kid being edgy. The rant about teaching blowjobs especially feels that way. It also doesn't feel relevant for a custody battle for a 17 year old kid because at that age, most courts just let the kid choose who they wanna live with and if they want to see the other parent The ubisoft ass creed drama is especially funny, the research they reference as for why Yasuke is a samurai was all done and written by one white guy. His book is different in Japanese than it is in English, he's the one who edits the wikipedia article, and his Japanese peers have read his work and disagree with it. This one guy is the only one asserting that Yasuke was a samurai, and that's all Ubisoft needs to make him one in their historically accurate game lmao
ZombieWolf2508
2024-09-28 12:08:24 +0000 UTCI love the quiz games keep doing them
Rider bike
2024-09-28 11:34:55 +0000 UTCYeah totally! Not trying to portray you as the bad guy in my comment, it’s a sensitive topic and it was my first thought when listening. I think I took your comments wrong and overreacted a little. Big fan, & patron since the beginning, this was a great episode, really liked the hilarious Kojima trivia at the end, much love 🙂
Phillip Motsinger II
2024-09-28 11:15:36 +0000 UTCI don't remember what I said, but I absolutely completely 100% agree that ERPing with another person that isn't your partner is the same as cheating completely. Whatever I said was probably a joke if it implied the otherwise. -J
The Boys
2024-09-28 10:42:38 +0000 UTCI’m thinking it might be the ads
squeaky
2024-09-28 09:57:26 +0000 UTCCan’t tell if Jackson is joking or playing devils advocate on the cheating topic. Emotional cheating, like intense role-play with another man online isn’t any less damaging on a relationship than physically cheating, and obviously if my Baldur’s Gate character was married to Jackson’s character that isn’t even in the same realm lol.
Phillip Motsinger II
2024-09-28 09:10:00 +0000 UTCAll the sonic fans are mad 😂 cry some more
CheeseSumo
2024-09-28 08:43:55 +0000 UTCBro sonic is so mid. Even the original sonic games aren't nearly as fun as Mario
CheeseSumo
2024-09-28 08:42:42 +0000 UTCWhy the hell r u here If you finna complain stfu
AltitudeF4
2024-09-28 08:07:37 +0000 UTCLove the kojima quiz
AhmedYe
2024-09-28 07:55:56 +0000 UTCAll Hail the Kojima King Kaya
Kaden
2024-09-28 06:25:43 +0000 UTCThe people yearn for more Kojima quizzes
Vector
2024-09-28 04:21:45 +0000 UTCThese guys still bitchin about the sonic games? They’re fine. The one on Dreamcast was pretty cool tho.
Roger Cruz
2024-09-28 04:00:21 +0000 UTCAlso wtf is with the silence
Brandon Lee Stogdill
2024-09-27 23:21:57 +0000 UTCAnother Kojima quiz would be awesome
Yeetskeeter477
2024-09-27 23:21:03 +0000 UTCThese game show style question segments are awesome, this one was especially great with the way it was formated, keep em comin boys
Yeetskeeter477
2024-09-27 23:20:03 +0000 UTCThere "were rich" thing is 100% a deep rock galactic reference
Brandon Lee Stogdill
2024-09-27 23:20:00 +0000 UTCNot a lot of Sonic games are good but when they are good they are GOOD, frontiers was clunky but still fun to play, also, why are you saying it’s bad when you never played frontiers
THELOLMAN
2024-09-27 23:09:33 +0000 UTCNice balls Jackson
Negatron
2024-09-27 23:02:25 +0000 UTCWe need Andrew as a guest on criminally stupid.... the Maximilian voice was great
Paolo De Leon
2024-09-27 22:38:14 +0000 UTCWhats with the loooong pauses
Paolo De Leon
2024-09-27 22:28:20 +0000 UTCJackson is so not fun about anything at all ever.
Nick
2024-09-27 22:24:10 +0000 UTCIs this the ad lib episode
Konnor Brown
2024-09-27 22:20:54 +0000 UTCHey guys, Editor has fixed the silences and uploaded a new file. He accidentally sent in the wrong audio that is intended for the eventual YouTube version. He apologises to you all. Thanks! -J
The Boys
2024-09-27 22:15:11 +0000 UTCI just assumed my phone was buffering. I listen while working with it in my pocket, and deal with bad signal all the time. So I’m used to long pauses lol.
Bwoods
2024-09-27 22:09:17 +0000 UTCWe're Rich!
Emoticon
2024-09-27 21:29:57 +0000 UTCThe long pauses become bearable if you just start reciting the TPAB monologue when they start.
Big Brain B
2024-09-27 21:14:21 +0000 UTCAndrew’s knowledge on sonic is another example of him not knowing what he’s talking about
GigaDrillLaser
2024-09-27 20:56:39 +0000 UTCBrother there is no shot that was rage bait
Yeetskeeter477
2024-09-27 20:49:06 +0000 UTCThe naivety of andrew to think those stories were written by edgy children and not just some creepy fuck with a disturbing fetish is wild
Yeetskeeter477
2024-09-27 20:21:48 +0000 UTCSilence
Rob
2024-09-27 20:05:24 +0000 UTCYeah and sonic is good too
Jacob S
2024-09-27 19:50:14 +0000 UTCI can only see the silence as cuts they forgot to drag to the end of last clip they just cut out what they wanted but didnt move it in the timeline making it render like this, someone must've thought the ripple setting was on when it wasnt
Homnix HD
2024-09-27 19:44:35 +0000 UTCThe silence is insane what is the editor doing?
Chris
2024-09-27 19:34:33 +0000 UTCI think y’all left Alex muted for the audience but y’all could hear him; i think his audio is missing from this episode
Twocan
2024-09-27 19:27:44 +0000 UTCI was so excited for the 2 hour podcast, then realized all of the silence built in.
Josh Crawford
2024-09-27 19:23:52 +0000 UTCWho the fuck did the editing on this? Terrible. Great episode otherwise
Eric Curry
2024-09-27 19:09:20 +0000 UTCBreathe dog
CheeseCake King
2024-09-27 18:58:52 +0000 UTCAnd the last red thread. It's ironic they make a post asking us how we're liking this new season of shit and then their editor is like seriously sleeping on the job
CheeseCake King
2024-09-27 18:58:15 +0000 UTCthe amount of editing mistakes in this one is crazy
LordLeo19
2024-09-27 18:54:55 +0000 UTCLmfao
Meech
2024-09-27 18:53:02 +0000 UTCtwo hour episode fuck yea
Jordan Smith
2024-09-27 18:50:46 +0000 UTCrage-bait, masturbate, and congregate: the musical
Liam Hargis
2024-09-27 18:12:44 +0000 UTCNah, I’m fucking over it with Jackson’s tic tok cummer brain of “never heard of you, your irrelevant,” to my boy Graham. The man is doing something right about humanity origins. And you have there audacity to say who’s this? Do you your fucking work and not just pass judgement immediately. Dude since Charlie left your ass your attitude has been into shit, god fucking dammit. Not your wife tho, she actually carries the show and your child dumpster pedo agenda you love so much
Backround noise
2024-09-27 18:11:46 +0000 UTCQuizes and things we like corner coming back is the best ever, y'all are doing great. Also enjoy the longer episodes quite a bit
The Possum King (DillaDong)
2024-09-27 18:09:56 +0000 UTCThe “We’re rich” joke is a deep rock reference. it’s actually pretty funny
LordLeo19
2024-09-27 18:00:03 +0000 UTCYou guys should look into the Bulwar-Lytton fiction contest. If you've ever heard "it's a dark and stormy night..." It's parodies of that, intentionally funny intros to stories. They are hilarious
Yonder
2024-09-27 17:44:59 +0000 UTCJackson your mic has some weird background hiss, it’s not that bad but I thought you’d want to know.
Twocan
2024-09-27 17:38:26 +0000 UTCRandom silence what is yalls editor doin
CheeseCake King
2024-09-27 17:28:36 +0000 UTCAnd I agree, it feels like Charlie was holding you guys back in some instances
SUUDZzz
2024-09-27 16:45:31 +0000 UTCThe cuts were so long. I felt as if my phone was out of service. Besides that, I am really enjoying the quizzes and things we like corner coming back. These episodes are so fun to hear.
SUUDZzz
2024-09-27 16:44:20 +0000 UTCAfter a good 10 minutes of cranking it the car turned on tho
CaptianMex1C0
2024-09-27 16:29:49 +0000 UTCno I cannot hear it spinning, all I get is a Click, I'm guessing it's either the relay or the Battery is Getting low, However I think this is something only Jackson can Solve
CaptianMex1C0
2024-09-27 16:24:54 +0000 UTCGood episode but man those long pauses between what I can only assume are cuts are pretty annoying
Taro
2024-09-27 16:14:33 +0000 UTCI think you guys were right on - melons would make me laugh, cans sounds like something an old man would say. But neither is getting you laid.
Allison S.
2024-09-27 16:06:52 +0000 UTCFYI there are a few periods of like 10s of silence for me in this recording. Idk if it’s just my end but kinda sucked. Great episode so far tho
Leo Shuan
2024-09-27 15:37:14 +0000 UTCI love Charles, but this show has gone ballistic recently. Like absolutely popping the fuck off; y’all are now 3 quirked up big boys, iced to the motherfreaking teeth and absolutely goated with the sauce, holy hell. And for 2 whole hours. Season 2 of the official podcast is going insaneo style off rip, no cap, you have that Skibidi rizz
Twocan
2024-09-27 15:31:26 +0000 UTCThe gold chunk "We're rich" thing is actually a Deep Rock Galactic reference. Great game but pretty cringe for a 2 sentence horror though.
Lou Sassle
2024-09-27 15:29:11 +0000 UTCNo shade towards charlie but these new 3 man shows have really made my soul feel good the podcast is better than has ever been in recent times
Dingus
2024-09-27 15:25:56 +0000 UTCThere are only like two sonic games I enjoy not including the shadow the hedgehog game but the soundtracks from the first two games are such classics
Heide K.
2024-09-27 15:18:24 +0000 UTCThe fact that you could beg another man to “breed you” then tell your husband of 15 years that nothing is happening right after is actually so fucking vile
Squig
2024-09-27 14:59:27 +0000 UTCLiterally had me tweaking thinking my earbuds were going out lmao
Squig
2024-09-27 14:38:45 +0000 UTCThere are many great sonic games such as sonic generations, sonic mania and the mega drive games. People just like to shit on sonic games because it's a easy punching bag.
RI-en
2024-09-27 14:29:59 +0000 UTC"Reading ERP leaves us Thoroughly Bred"
12TrillionIQ
2024-09-27 14:29:05 +0000 UTCThe moments of dead silence works wonders to extend to 2 hours of podcast. Guessing its just an editing mistake.
Mat'hieo Xanneke
2024-09-27 14:28:39 +0000 UTCI’m going to touch you Jackson
Unknown Jpeg
2024-09-27 14:24:56 +0000 UTCSucks extra for me cus reception at my work sucks, so it often pauses by itself anyways, not idk if it's me or them
Simon Hughes
2024-09-27 14:24:46 +0000 UTC2 hrs, charlie was truly holding you freaks back
Grelk
2024-09-27 14:19:35 +0000 UTCWhen a man says "nice cans" I think of Steve Buscemi in Big Daddy. I like melons.
Jules Collins
2024-09-27 14:10:23 +0000 UTCWait real why is so much of the episode dead silent I thought my headphones were tweaking
Bruce
2024-09-27 14:06:32 +0000 UTCSonic games are dogshit though minus a1
Thetrinitykid
2024-09-27 13:51:55 +0000 UTCKKK bois rise up
Logan Scheiwe
2024-09-27 13:47:09 +0000 UTCEpisode has been great so far it feel like quite literally a quarter of the episode is dead silence
Toothless
2024-09-27 13:47:01 +0000 UTC2 hour episode on my day off? Let's gooooooo
Thegamingpro22
2024-09-27 13:37:59 +0000 UTCImpossible, this show is Official™, with only the most official, professional editing. I’m sure they’re there for artistic purposes
Vuskenicht
2024-09-27 13:26:40 +0000 UTCYeah I think this one wasn't edited too well
Leverworst
2024-09-27 13:24:16 +0000 UTCJackson hating on sonic games when he likes destiny 2 and modern assassin's creed 😂
RI-en
2024-09-27 13:20:03 +0000 UTC"Nice cans" immediately makes me think of a waitress at a sports bar serving at a table with a bunch of old perverts
beans
2024-09-27 13:06:01 +0000 UTCI'm glad Jackson and Kaya pushed back on Andrew's request for dildos in Target lol
beans
2024-09-27 12:58:52 +0000 UTCWhen you turn the key can you hear the starter spinning and attempting the crank the engine? If your headlights and dash are turning we can assume your battery isn’t dead although it could be dying or low, best way to check is with a battery tester
Ben Kraemer
2024-09-27 12:53:29 +0000 UTCOn the whole sex toy in grocery stores thing, I’ve seen some pretty wild products in pharmacies. Butt plugs, clit sucking toys, etc. definitely belongs at sex shops in my opinion. Don’t know who decided to start selling that stuff at big box stores
Truck MAN
2024-09-27 12:28:24 +0000 UTCEveryone else is hearing the random 5-80 second silences in this episode, right? I keep looking down to see if Patreon crashed or something
Vuskenicht
2024-09-27 12:05:23 +0000 UTCso many dougless weeks
SpagEddie
2024-09-27 12:00:15 +0000 UTCHey Jackson I have a question: My car wouldn't start today however the dashboard and Headlights lights did, is it more likely this was my Battery, Starter relay, My starter ? I'm your opinion what is wrong with my car
CaptianMex1C0
2024-09-27 11:57:47 +0000 UTCMy favorite parts are the segments of silence
Bing Bong
2024-09-27 11:45:18 +0000 UTCdead space podcast i thought u was going crazy when it went silent
Corey
2024-09-27 11:44:44 +0000 UTCVirtual Infidelity
CaptianMex1C0
2024-09-27 11:40:22 +0000 UTCDude y'all gotta check those wavelengths wtf happened
xnighttripperx
2024-09-27 11:34:39 +0000 UTC37:18 silence is CRAZY LMAO
xnighttripperx
2024-09-27 11:33:31 +0000 UTCOVER 2 HOURS JACKSON ARE YOU INSANE????? Thank you good sir🥰
Bruce
2024-09-27 11:30:28 +0000 UTCRole play your cheating fantasy GTA 5
Alexis Rivas
2024-09-27 11:27:37 +0000 UTCSonic was always mid style over substance shit, i like the aesthetics and music but gameplay its mediocre slop
xnighttripperx
2024-09-27 11:11:20 +0000 UTCHaven’t got to listen to the episode yet, but I just wanted to say I’m happy the episodes seem to be getting a little bit longer!!
Chase Moore
2024-09-27 11:11:09 +0000 UTC"Erotic Roleplay ft. The Boys"
cas.ko
2024-09-27 11:01:12 +0000 UTCOther one🗣️🗣️
Jacob Johnson
2024-09-27 10:55:00 +0000 UTCJackson in my tiny little pocket, hiii jacksonnnnhiiiiiiiiii
xnighttripperx
2024-09-27 10:51:00 +0000 UTCChange the title to touching Jackson in gta rp
penguinz0fanboi2780
2024-09-27 10:50:26 +0000 UTC
