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The Official Podcast #417 - Crab Jesus Boils For Our Sins

The Official Podcast #417 - Crab Jesus Boils For Our Sins The Official Podcast #417 - Crab Jesus Boils For Our Sins

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As someone who went through chef training we haven't boiled crabs or lobsters alive in a long time. There's a way of killing them very quick with a knife before throwing it in.

Bungler

I'm late to this episode but Jackson is so wrong about Fortnite. It consistently breaks its own player count and has over a million players a day minimum

Edison Hay

Don't remember if this is the episode Andrew takes about Kaiji the ultimate gambler or not, but it's also a show and it's really good. I got my brother an 'Emperor' deck for Christmas this year.

Jordan Buckman

I've been feeling that WoW feeling myself, but with Turtle WoW instead. Vanilla but significantly more lore friendly with a better sandbox. The problem with Blizzard Classic is that they keep having to reset it fresh, which sucks. Turtle makes new level 60 content, and it's awesome. Also, Isabella Janke and boiling animals came up, without mentioning the fact that she boiled hamsters alive. Very relevant, that.

SupremeToffles

Will bonus episodes be available on official.men? I want to swap over but don't want to lose the bonus episodes because I'm rewatching everything

Kaden

Regarding what Kaya said about the 8th year anniversary, you started the podcast when I was 11. I am now 19 and enrolled in the army. Feel old yet?

Daniel Travinsky

I remember when I asked my dad why they boil crabs alive he said “they just made up that lie about them not feeling pain because it’s the easiest way to kill them without damaging the shell so it still looks pretty for the customer”. Once again almost every socially accepted lie is so one person or another can have a more profitable business.

Geralt

I once heard that 11 billion crabs went missing, and nobody gave a shit.

Twocan

Travis scott has caused multiple earthquakes lmao

Joe

There's a now illegal french dish where you drown a small song bird ( the ortolan bunting ) in cognac ( fancy scotch) and have to eat it with your face behind a napkin to hide your sin from god

bigwilly

To combat that lobster, pain science, if you want to have a look at funny scientific experiments, look up "Ig nobel prizes" there's an experiment on the fluidity of cats. Kaya will find that very funny

Yonder

it almost sounds like boiling them alive was originally done out of laziness, i think lobsters use to be prisoner and slave food, so if your cooking 100 of them a day, you might not wanna take the extra time to stab each one in the head if the boiling waters going to kill it anyway, not like your concerned about lobster torture if you have human slaves

Simon Hughes

"Maybe killing the crab by boiling it gives it an orgasm" I mean, why do you think it tastes better when boiled alive? Wait you guys always struggle with trivia topics you're all familiar with, why not a super cursed session of Chris Chan Trivia? 54:35 Play FF14. It's an mmo, but it has a story with an end. It's rough at first, but the story drastically gets better by Endwalker. The community is also usually super welcoming and helpful, and the game is made in a way where you can play completely solo with npc's if you want.

ZombieWolf2508

I need more Andrew trivia!

Greg

Jokes aside, the lobster study is a great example of why research to test "common knowledge" is needed Sometimes it's just hearsay :)

Max Sinclair

Khai brother, there are a lot of woman that like short form gooning

Ashton

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Jeremiah

Hello I have a question I need specially Andrew to answer, as I will be basing my following action based on his response (or lack therof) Which is the best yakuza game that I can buy to play on PS3? Thank you

Andre Padilla

When I was 13, I jerked off with a friend. Nothing special, we just watched a porn video and we sat in each other’s corner and jerked off. Then we just hanged out like normal rest of the day. You do many weird things when you are 12-14

Johannes Kransvik

Such a good episode, ty bois

Deochar

Gen Z knows Michael Jackson

Jeremiah

that's not what he meant 😡

Jeremiah

Right answer

CheeseCake King

chris chan didn’t say summer he said somewhere, you get used to the way he speaks eventually

patrick

dollywood is better than Disney world tbh

Jayson Harper

The notebooklm (ai podcast) feels so demeaning in comparison to what I use it for, 💀 from my bio notes to pee pee poo poo

BigJoe

On the lobster and crab thing, they disintegrate into a pool of toxic sludge in their shells within hours of dying, so you have to kill them right before you cook them. Why does it matter whether or not that you take 5 seconds to split their heads open before you toss them in a pot? You don't take a hammer and kill every individual clam or crawfish that goes into a boil

Jianu Reeves

tcg friend code 🧑‍💻 9158209074406094

Nathanial Green

you guys should talk about the patreon class action lawsuit

Tibsy the Fatty Ratty

Pre cook up a fat christmas episode chock full of quizzes and shooting the shit!

Yeetskeeter477

Let Andrew know that there is a live-action film adaptation of the Kaiji manga, it focuses on the rock/paper/sissors aspect, came out in 2018 called "Animal World: Mr. Nobody"

Lucifer Morningstar

ok 👍🏼

gunkcancer

Sick episode was kinda awkward when Jackson started spamming the n word tho

lanirus

Bring back the quiz!

FYFE

No quiz game again :( I really like those

Josh Vance

I wanted to hear the fire alarms :(

Eddie

I knew your heart was in the right place it was just a wild statement lol

Connor

I actually JUST used the ai podcast thing, to listen to a podcast about financial stuff I had to read for class, and it was pretty useful

Silas Ramfeldt Køster

I meant disabilities that are full of pain and suffering, seems kind of fucked up to potentially pass that on to another person. I didn't mean disabilities like autism or even things like being deaf. Like, if there is a significant chance my kid was to be born with something I knew would lead to them having an absolutely miserable life with nothing but pain, I couldn't do that. But, yes, I know that's very eugenics sounding. -J

The Boys

Exactly! good reason not to allow it!

Grelk

i appreciate andrew always looking out for the audio onlys🫂

jam

Jackson you should watch The Menu for reelboys because it's a good movie. that is all

Perrywinkle

That’s wild, If they weren’t able to I don’t think you’d be here

Connor

he's on the right track, they shouldn't be able to

Grelk

Crab jesus, more like bored Jesus. Because that Jesus isn't having any fun.

The Possum King (DillaDong)

I love Jackson, but there’s no way he asked if special needs people can legally have children 💀

Connor

Michael Jackson had no childhood so he used his money for childish things. he spoke about it before that's why he got a monkey and shit like that, his dad forced him to be a moneymaker from like age 6

Perrywinkle

Thank you, Crab Jesus

beans

💀

Jeremiah

#candy

Grelk

Where quiz

MeMEGoingGreen

w in the chat

Brad

Yo

Alex Perez

I LOVE YOU JACKSON!!

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