The Official Podcast #430 - If You're Going To Borrow My Bed, Don't Make Love In It
Added 2025-03-12 07:19:01 +0000 UTCComments
I like that the three of them are lunatics in their own special ways
Ranch
2025-04-05 21:12:11 +0000 UTCHow do I submit story by chance?
Anthony delgadillo
2025-03-19 21:17:28 +0000 UTCI have never known anyone with his personality who wasn’t chronically online.
Western Philosopher
2025-03-19 20:43:46 +0000 UTCWhere do I submit a story I tryed that link and nothing happend
D Came
2025-03-19 19:58:55 +0000 UTCI think it's irony poisoning. He doomscrolls reddit with a 0 karma account and thinks it doesn't effect his personality
Caleb P.
2025-03-19 18:48:25 +0000 UTCWhen I first typed out that first sentence, I accidentally did put “with”, then realized how that would look lol
I must be Osama the way I tally these bands
2025-03-16 14:01:36 +0000 UTCI need to be your friend then lmao free fuck rooms
YungOwl
2025-03-16 08:40:32 +0000 UTC3 years? that’s it ?
galileeo
2025-03-15 19:15:35 +0000 UTCdo you have a guide for that or?
galileeo
2025-03-15 19:15:26 +0000 UTCI got second hand trauma from listening to Jackson tearfully recount the story of walking in on a fat, greasy man plowing a $5 daytime hooker on his twin-size race car bed.
Western Philosopher
2025-03-15 06:06:09 +0000 UTCThere is no way Andrew isn’t a closeted redditor.
Western Philosopher
2025-03-14 22:28:01 +0000 UTC"That's a nice bed you have" "Oh, you mean my fuck slab?"
Josh Crawford
2025-03-14 20:19:25 +0000 UTCshout out to that one gambling sponsor episode that required jackson to read out like a dozen phone numbers and it was so funny they kept it in the patreon episode lol
galileeo
2025-03-14 20:04:42 +0000 UTCi still dont see the point in that advertising method, maybe it was more so done up as like channel bumpers to just show off the talent on the service
Father Cat Milk
2025-03-14 18:05:42 +0000 UTCFucked at dino world in Kentucky; was on vacation with friends and met up with a tinder date there at like midnight. Snuck into the park part and hooked up under a large T. rex statue. Funny looking back on it. Never told either of the people I went on that vacation with about it. I was like 20 ish
Noah Дайтлова (QuantumOpossum)
2025-03-14 09:46:17 +0000 UTCUsually if I stay over with a friend and I somehow end-up meeting a girl, I would just get a hotel room for the night instead of doing it on my friend’s bed.
DinoBeano
2025-03-14 05:09:40 +0000 UTCBack in 2021 it was Kaya that was late because of the Daylight Savings. They started without him...BUT, he still showed
Awwwcrap
2025-03-14 03:40:42 +0000 UTCMakes sense when you consider the amount of people cumming in my bed -J
The Boys
2025-03-13 21:35:44 +0000 UTC“The sober friend would just drive instead of tricking the breathalyzer so the drunk person can drive.” Andrew is very much underestimating how insistent some alcoholics are on being the one to drive even when they’re drunk (for reasons I’ll never understand).
Western Philosopher
2025-03-13 20:48:11 +0000 UTCPeople forgetting we can listen to these live on discord I guess
Western Philosopher
2025-03-13 20:33:52 +0000 UTCIt’s like the trolly problem. They don’t want to be the liable ones.
Western Philosopher
2025-03-13 20:33:05 +0000 UTCMisreading “when you have” as “with” was jarring, especially with the next sentence
Western Philosopher
2025-03-13 20:31:41 +0000 UTC“Selling alcohol to visibly intoxicated people is their job” Lmao no, that’s a crime and will lose them their job and liquor license if they get caught. They’re also financially liable for any potential damages caused by the intoxicated person, at least in my state.
Western Philosopher
2025-03-13 20:29:36 +0000 UTCMy dad is obsessed with his hacked fire stick and refuses to watch things any other way
Bandos Godsword
2025-03-13 19:52:16 +0000 UTCIn the US, it’s actually illegal to sell alcohol to a intoxicated person
Paragon-VI
2025-03-13 18:57:26 +0000 UTC22 year old male here, I’ve been listening since I was 19 lmao
Paragon-VI
2025-03-13 18:36:21 +0000 UTCIt is expected lol. I can't really argue that it's rude but people will fuck when they're horny lol. when I have friends stay over I 100% expect it. Also, I'm changing those sheets whether they fuck or not so it's doesn't really matter to me at the end of the day.
Travis
2025-03-13 18:19:47 +0000 UTCAh shit am I the asshole moment. I precisely did the thing you guys said was a dick move. Stayed in the guest room overnight at a party with my fiance at the time and we, well went to town. We didn't tell them about it though... I thought it would kind of be expected?
Hoisenborger
2025-03-13 18:12:54 +0000 UTCAndrew is so cringe lmao
leatherhand
2025-03-13 17:02:33 +0000 UTCAs a 20 year old sports lover I’m excited for my sports betting addiction😎😎😎
George Gaydos
2025-03-13 15:24:03 +0000 UTCThat’s fine. We don’t want our 5 year old going around and telling friends and family when we have sex or whatever euphemism we would use. Because that’s exactly what she would do. Overshare to everyone lol
I must be Osama the way I tally these bands
2025-03-13 12:10:56 +0000 UTCDaylight savings time is the dumbest shit. The sun does not obey the numbers on the clock. You’re not actually gaining or losing anything. If you want an extra hour of daylight, wake up earlier.
Cole
2025-03-13 11:33:03 +0000 UTCIf you can’t smell it, you’re desensitised to it, that’s not a good thing. Same with people with cats that shit and piss everywhere, they don’t know the stench but EVERYONE else does
Cats On My Lawn
2025-03-13 07:56:44 +0000 UTCAssuming that Jackson uploads the episodes. Wouldn’t that make it an Aussie show. I’m not arguing that we are the main audience (obviously American)
Joshua Craig
2025-03-13 05:47:16 +0000 UTChey i’m 22
Jacob Durant
2025-03-13 05:12:54 +0000 UTCThis was such a fantastic episode, thanks boys
Jacob G
2025-03-13 01:25:18 +0000 UTCIt is what it is but it's all good if you have to
Red Raven
2025-03-12 21:37:43 +0000 UTCMy parents didn't give a shit when. Could be middle of the day. Its why at 4/5 years old I knew more than I probably should have. That and my older cousins thay were like 10 years older than me were not always the best at hiding the things they were watching
Awwwcrap
2025-03-12 21:19:05 +0000 UTCJackson casually dropping the fact that some guy had sex in his childhood bed is insane
Waits Sharpe
2025-03-12 21:10:41 +0000 UTCI think the best example of molestation being funny was a girl's tiktok i saw of "rating things my dad did" and got totally whiplashed by "me: 0/10 wtf dad"
Ethan Kelly
2025-03-12 18:53:24 +0000 UTCW jackoff Jackson we love you
CheeseSumo
2025-03-12 18:22:25 +0000 UTCSex when you have young children is difficult. You have to wait til they are definitely asleep or they’re taking a nap. But most of the time you’re both so tired you either take a nap too or go to sleep lol
I must be Osama the way I tally these bands
2025-03-12 16:28:14 +0000 UTCYour life isn’t meaningless Jackson, you give me great joy listening to this, and think about it, you proved there is at least one good Australian that Americans care about lol
T Mo
2025-03-12 15:23:49 +0000 UTCHey Red Raven, just wanted to reach back out and let you know that I've had to reschedule the recording and episode release until next Monday! Sorry! Wanted to keep you posted, though. Just not enough time in the day before my flight. -J
The Boys
2025-03-12 14:50:56 +0000 UTCLoving the episodes lately boys, energy has been fire
Deochar
2025-03-12 13:24:48 +0000 UTCI feel like DoorDash cutting your alcohol off is just promoting drunk driving yeah
beans
2025-03-12 12:37:25 +0000 UTCWhen Kaya said how it’s been 8 years since you started the podcast and it made me realize I damn near grew up listening to this show I was 15 when it started and now im 23 lol
Jackson Werner
2025-03-12 12:20:18 +0000 UTC19 year olds rise up
Brobagate
2025-03-12 11:57:56 +0000 UTCProbably week after next. -J
The Boys
2025-03-12 09:58:29 +0000 UTCany idea on when reel boys will/if it will return?
Cheesepuff
2025-03-12 09:40:47 +0000 UTCThanks, queen
Red Raven
2025-03-12 07:52:19 +0000 UTCHopefully tomorrow before I leave for Melbourne. -J
The Boys
2025-03-12 07:51:35 +0000 UTCUhh, he was talking to me
Jackson Clarke’s Right Hand
2025-03-12 07:47:12 +0000 UTCHey Jackson just curious when the next Criminally Stupid will be out?
Red Raven
2025-03-12 07:39:42 +0000 UTCI work night shift, so during the spring time change, I get to go home an hour early
waterChestnutz
2025-03-12 07:28:45 +0000 UTCFeels great, honestly. -J
The Boys
2025-03-12 07:27:20 +0000 UTCthank you mr jackson. (i will touch you)
DoopenBlorp
2025-03-12 07:23:28 +0000 UTCI’ve already listened to it 3 times
CSMx2
2025-03-12 07:23:05 +0000 UTCHow does it feel to be able to touch Jackson’s balls and Lego whenever u want?
Owen Cook
2025-03-12 07:22:37 +0000 UTCcan we kill this guy
Charlotte
2025-03-12 07:22:07 +0000 UTCSalt water crocodile
The Possum King (DillaDong)
2025-03-12 07:21:51 +0000 UTCFuck you. You haven’t even listened to it
Jackson Clarke’s Right Hand
2025-03-12 07:21:32 +0000 UTCthey told me id never listen to episode 430 of the official podcast but ill show them
Charlotte
2025-03-12 07:21:23 +0000 UTCBro saying that like he had time to listen to it
Owen Cook
2025-03-12 07:21:21 +0000 UTCFire episode
CSMx2
2025-03-12 07:20:07 +0000 UTC
